New science division: Particle physics

[Tteckk]

I am a physicist who has wired and worked with real particle accelerators, if you want to get totally :spergin: about it. I am serious.

I should note that I am not experienced with LASER-based wakefield acceleration or fusion experiments, which seems to be what this is modeled after, but I have done a fair amount of reading on high energy LASER production for use in acceleration experiments.

If I Placed a banana directly in front of the laser during mid experimentation. Would it turn into a god particle?
This is purely for a theory I have of a clown deity.