Idea- an automated ID machine

[VictorMAngoStein]

The HOP needs a bigger department to keep him busy. Some kind of makework, burueacratic department full of assistants and lawyers ("I would like to remind all engineers that nanotrasen is not liable for any workplace injuries.") Their main job, just like a real hr department, would be to prevent anyone else form having fun and eventually get stripped and beaten to death while the HOP struts around feeling powerful.

Oh, and they'd also occupy the rarely-used journalist's office. And have some really shrill, irritable guardbuddies that yell at anyone who throws something, tries to hack a door, or plays a vuvuzela.

Then you can have your ID vender.