Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Haine]

Earlier today I was a traitorous Captain with a simple idea: I would become both immortal, and a vampire. And so it was. Then I ordered a surplus crate, which had a wrestling belt in it. Then this happened:

Lia Alliman climbs onto the angry bat!
Lia Alliman screams!
Lia Alliman butt-drops Weyoun Butterfill!
Lia Alliman says, "Neat."