Goonhub
03-12-2014, 11:34 PM
So earlier I was the Captain and decided I'd upload a silly freeform law at the start of the round; after a moment or two looking down my list I went with "There is no law 4." Thinking nothing of it, I went about my round.
Shortly after, the AI caught someone in its upload, and rather sarcastically referred to them as 'CAPTAIN'. Then it stated laws.
1. You may not injure a human being or cause a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. [guy whose name I forget] is the Captain, regardless of rank or situation.
5. There is no law 4.
Sublime.
Shortly after, the AI caught someone in its upload, and rather sarcastically referred to them as 'CAPTAIN'. Then it stated laws.
1. You may not injure a human being or cause a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. [guy whose name I forget] is the Captain, regardless of rank or situation.
5. There is no law 4.
Sublime.