Goonhub
03-11-2014, 04:47 PM
Traitor kit for assistant/maybe a rude botanist: Space mother-goose kit.
could cost like 6 crystals idk
CONTENTS:
A goose suit
A goose hat
A goosecall horn
5 genetically modified special syndicate space goose eggs
The jist of this is that you'd be able to command a mini-army of pissed off birds around, but you have to care for them first. Sadly the syndicate haven't perfected their mimicry of space-bee genetics, and you still have to actually -hatch- the damn things. This could be done by either standing on the tile, aka sitting on it, or using a heat source IE welder, space heater, a fire. When they hatch, they'd be chicks for a short while, and imprint on the first human/monkey/whatever player they see, following them around and being adorable but generally useless at first. After they grow up, they'll protect whoever they think is their mommy, and fuck up whoever their mommy hits. The goose horn, worn with the rest of the suit could allow a 'goose' tab, that lets you call/piss off/send the geese to do tasks. It'd take a while to actually get going, and you would have to be secretive while raising your little goose armada, but it'd end in bloodied pulps screaming "OH GOD THE HONKING!"
could cost like 6 crystals idk
CONTENTS:
A goose suit
A goose hat
A goosecall horn
5 genetically modified special syndicate space goose eggs
The jist of this is that you'd be able to command a mini-army of pissed off birds around, but you have to care for them first. Sadly the syndicate haven't perfected their mimicry of space-bee genetics, and you still have to actually -hatch- the damn things. This could be done by either standing on the tile, aka sitting on it, or using a heat source IE welder, space heater, a fire. When they hatch, they'd be chicks for a short while, and imprint on the first human/monkey/whatever player they see, following them around and being adorable but generally useless at first. After they grow up, they'll protect whoever they think is their mommy, and fuck up whoever their mommy hits. The goose horn, worn with the rest of the suit could allow a 'goose' tab, that lets you call/piss off/send the geese to do tasks. It'd take a while to actually get going, and you would have to be secretive while raising your little goose armada, but it'd end in bloodied pulps screaming "OH GOD THE HONKING!"