Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Lantern]

Spoiler!

Dan McStan [Log] "minute 1, Detective Drunk McStan is on the case."
Dan McStan [Log] "lets catch some baddies"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 3, Poisoned! by a botanist no less! this will not end good"
Dan McStan [Log] "i already feel wak"
Dan McStan [Log] "checking a medical scanner, it appears i have some sort of tumorous growth in me. i already dear for my life"
Dan McStan [Log] "Minute 6, checking my thermals, i see the barman has abducted a patron and is force drinking him a bo jacks, seems typical"
Dan McStan [Log] "checking him, i see that he is a changeling!"
Dan McStan [Log] "this will not stand!"
Dan McStan [Log] "jonathan and billy are one now"
Dan McStan [Log] "godspeed"
Dan McStan [Log] "Minute 9, i puked up, a GREEN LARVAE! interesting!"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 11, checking in with the security team, i alert them to the changeling's presence"
Dan McStan [Log] "i will be keeping tabs on the changeling's wearabouts"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 14, the HoP is passed out in security, poisoned by the ling. i will keep tabs to get info!"
Dan McStan [Log] "i minute 20, i have spotted the ling in telescience"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 22, some asshole stole the ling's id, making us arrest an innocent"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 25, we have assembled the ling hunting team, conscisting of me, Guy Garner Steve Dyssal, and Garret loveles"
Dan McStan [Log] "we are all screwed"
Dan McStan says, "gimme a moment"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 29, spaceman johnson is suspected of being a ling, we locked down the bar"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 32, most of the crew has been assimilated by now. today is a sad day."
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 34, possible changer trapped in the pod bay, further investigation required."
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 35, the captain is acting suspicious, we need to keep tabs on him"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 37, the captain has got steve! Rest in peace!"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 40, i have the captain locked in robo- OH FUCK"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 41, some asshole with a shotgun shot me, almost killing me without the borgs, then also set the captain ling free, DAMNIT!"
Dan McStan [Log] "minute 45, we killed a ling, he is almos- OH FUCK HE WENT ABOMINATION"
Garrett Loveless [Log] "Went even."
Dan McStan [Log] "a man has been headspidered and has been locked up. it wont be long before he gets loose."
Dan McStan [Log] "OH FUCK OF FUCK OH FUCK"
Dan McStan [Log] "IM SO SCREWED"
Dan McStan [Log] "SHIT HE HAS THE OTHERS"
Dan McStan [Log] "OH NO NO NO"
Dan McStan [Log] "KILL IT"
Dan McStan [Log] "KILL IT WITH FIRE"
Dan McStan [Log] "it has been subdued for now"
Dan McStan [Log] "it may headspider soon"
Dan McStan [Log] "locke it up"
Dan McStan [Log] "wel it"
Dan McStan [Log] "weld the locker"
Dan McStan [Log] "HE IS LOOSE"
Dan McStan [Log] "FUCK"
Dan McStan [Log] "NO!"
Cyborg Omega-99 [Log] "MMyy lleggs"
Shambling Abomination [Log] "chill out nerdborg"
Cyborg Psi-45 [Log] "non-human must die"
Shambling Abomination [Log] "ttaatttt uuiiss a ffaaallllaaaaccyy"
Dan McStan [Log] "we are all screwed"
Cyborg Psi-45 [Log] "LLIINNGGGG EEVV----WOONNKKK"
Dan McStan [Log] "the ling is eating us one by one"
Cyborg Psi-45 [Log] "EEVA----FZZZZZZZTTT"
Dan McStan [Log] "LING AT ESCAPE"
Dan McStan [Log] "LOCK IT DOW"
Dan McStan [Log] "this is it"
Dan McStan [Log] "i dont have long"
Dan McStan [Log] "goodbyw"
Cyborg Omega-99 [Log] "NNeeedd -----BBBOOOOPP"

This is what I like to see. I love when people use the audio log like this. It's perfect for sharing stories.

next time we have a telescience expedition, im totally gonna take one and chronicle how everyone gets horribly murdered.