Goonhub
03-10-2014, 08:27 PM
I was Jonathan the barman in this story. I would like to tell you more about minute 45.
The captain and I had established an uneasy truce after stinging each other in the hangar and passing it off as drug-induced to bystanders. I went about my business, ate people, transformed, the usual - until I heard he'd been pinned in robotics. I break out my shotgun and gun Dan down, being forced to retreat by borg reinforcements. The captain escapes somehow and transforms, as do I - unbeknownst to each other, of course. Barely a minute later, we run into each other outside QM and he gets the jump on me. He drags me into the maintenance tunnels near Escape and begins the assimilation process when he is found by Dan's hunting team and shot. He goes into abomination form, of course, but makes little headway and is killed. Who's the nearest person? Me. The headspider jumps down my throat, creating a horrifying turducken-like changeling within a changeling, and I form a plan. I am certainly dead, as they lock me up rather than taking me to medbay, so I go abomination myself as the headspider begins to pound on my spine. I break out of the storage room and begin fighting the hunting team, tossing them around - unfortunately their hats save them from being devoured. They manage to incapacitate me and shove me in a locker...but before they can weld it shut, the captain-ling bursts from my head and makes a dashing escape.
The captain and I had established an uneasy truce after stinging each other in the hangar and passing it off as drug-induced to bystanders. I went about my business, ate people, transformed, the usual - until I heard he'd been pinned in robotics. I break out my shotgun and gun Dan down, being forced to retreat by borg reinforcements. The captain escapes somehow and transforms, as do I - unbeknownst to each other, of course. Barely a minute later, we run into each other outside QM and he gets the jump on me. He drags me into the maintenance tunnels near Escape and begins the assimilation process when he is found by Dan's hunting team and shot. He goes into abomination form, of course, but makes little headway and is killed. Who's the nearest person? Me. The headspider jumps down my throat, creating a horrifying turducken-like changeling within a changeling, and I form a plan. I am certainly dead, as they lock me up rather than taking me to medbay, so I go abomination myself as the headspider begins to pound on my spine. I break out of the storage room and begin fighting the hunting team, tossing them around - unfortunately their hats save them from being devoured. They manage to incapacitate me and shove me in a locker...but before they can weld it shut, the captain-ling bursts from my head and makes a dashing escape.