Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Conor12]

CRIME OF THE CENTURY

Conor The Doomed says, "halt"
Xiphos Volund exclaims, "HALT!"
Conor The Doomed says, "id please"
Conor The Doomed says, "ID PLEASE"
Xiphos Volund exclaims, "lemme see your name and badge number first!"
You show off your card: Conor The Doomed's ID Card (Staff Assistant): assignment: Staff Assistant
You show off your card: Conor The Doomed's ID Card (Staff Assistant): assignment: Staff Assistant
Xiphos Volund exclaims, "WHATS YOUR BADGE NUMBER OFFICER?!"
Conor The Doomed says, "Undercover officer fg4"
Xiphos Volund says, "hrm"
Xiphos Volund says, "seems legit"
Unknown shows you: Xiphos Volund's ID Card (Head of Security): assignment: Head of Security
Your intent is now set to 'disarm'.
Conor The Doomed disarms Unknown!

I take the ID and run

Unknown screams!
Conor The Doomed has been touched with the stun gloves by Marck Mierme!
You are hit by the energy bolt!
Conor The Doomed screams!

Dang it, foiled. I worked so hard on this. Damn you random bystander Marck.