Goonhub
03-06-2014, 03:13 PM
(of course I cast myself as the lead role)
Chike, the newly arrived (security/detective/hos) arrives at the average disfunctional station, full of everyone being a stereotype of something or another. (Chef is insane, janitor is a quiet ex-soviet scientist, doctors are all having relationship problems, etc)
It all starts with exposition of the crew, until a corpse is found. The crazy ass cigar chomping Captain demands the culprit is brought to justice. Flashback to traitor with bloody saber standing over a corpse reporting to a Donk Corp. Strike Team Leader.
First half hour of the movie there, it gets progressively more dramatic and badass, captain turns out to be a ling, wizard shows up to be in conflict with the Syndicate, and the movie climaxes with a firefight/pod battle around a nuke set to blow up in space, with Chike disarming it.
Sprinkle in fart/fart jokes, puns and assorted dumb jokes, and an all-star cast of cool people on the station and you've got yourself...
The Battle of Space Base 9000
Chike, the newly arrived (security/detective/hos) arrives at the average disfunctional station, full of everyone being a stereotype of something or another. (Chef is insane, janitor is a quiet ex-soviet scientist, doctors are all having relationship problems, etc)
It all starts with exposition of the crew, until a corpse is found. The crazy ass cigar chomping Captain demands the culprit is brought to justice. Flashback to traitor with bloody saber standing over a corpse reporting to a Donk Corp. Strike Team Leader.
First half hour of the movie there, it gets progressively more dramatic and badass, captain turns out to be a ling, wizard shows up to be in conflict with the Syndicate, and the movie climaxes with a firefight/pod battle around a nuke set to blow up in space, with Chike disarming it.
Sprinkle in fart/fart jokes, puns and assorted dumb jokes, and an all-star cast of cool people on the station and you've got yourself...
The Battle of Space Base 9000