How did you last die

[thehman03]

Walk on up to the QM's desk.

Spoiler!

QM: "Hey man"

Me: "hey, you wanna know how they make ketchup? "

QM: "Uh..."

I pull a knife out of my pocket

QM: " NO THANKS!" *runs away*

I then slit my throat.

5 minutes later...

QM: "OH FUCK"

*drag to genetics*

QM: "You ok, man?"

Me : "Did you taste the ketchup?"

QM: "No..."

Me: " Goddamn why do people make me do this so much"

Slit my throat again

ME: "tttaaaaasssssttttee tttthhheee kkkeeetttcccchhhuuppp ::))"

DEAD.

Oh how i love the suicide miscreant. Also sorry for the mass use of smilies but they add to the story well.