*tip

[Crumplehat]

Dude hats are just hats. It's the chumps that wear them when they shouldn't that are gross. If you're not a hard-drinking, loose cannon private eye or a district attorney or an undertaker or Harrison Ford, you don't really need to be wearing a fedora.

That said, this joke is too stupid for a fart-powered 2d spaceman game.

Give the top hat a tip emote instead. Something classy. Give folks a reason to dress up all fancy-like.