Breaking into Wizard Shuttle

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Every post in this thread points to relocating the wizard's shuttle to Centcom's z-level.

Just get rid of the temptation already.

alternatively instead of doing this stop being a bunch of dorks and ban people who break into the wizard shuttle and to kill him or immediately announce his presence to the whole station and do not ban people who break in to steal funny hats

This is the preferable choice, but if hacking it onto the wizard's shuttle is enough to send folks to VR PRISON HELL, why not add wizard robes and hats to abandoned crates or elsewhere? As a grey-clad schmuck, I'd love to kick it (be kicked to death) in my floppy hat and flowing robes.