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02-24-2014, 08:12 AM
Easton Logue asks, "Want a drink?"
Tteckk Booth says, "sure"
Tteckk Booth says, "best you got"
Tteckk Booth says, "deadly or not"
Easton Logue says, "There ya go."
Easton Logue says, "Only the finest drugs."
Tteckk Booth says, "Also I just realized that hat you have, is from the douchebag meme. Shameful admins"
Easton Logue says, "Also poisons and stuff."
Easton Logue says, "But you know."
Easton Logue says, "Bartendering."
Tteckk Booth says, "Bottoms up"
Klaus hugs an invisible being only it can see.
Tteckk Booth takes a sip from Shot Glass.
You suddenly feel invigorated and guilty...
What an explosive burst of flavor!
You feel a burning sensation in your throat...
BOOM
... You can almost hear something ...
You suddenly feel invigorated and guilty...
You suddenly feel invigorated and guilty...
You feel like you can't control your actions fully.
You feel FUCKED UP!!!!!!
... You can almost hear something ...
You suddenly feel invigorated and guilty...
You feel Swedish, however that works.
Your eyes itch.
You begin to recover.
You begin to recover.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Klaus attempts to do a flip, but is unable to jump.
You begin to recover.
Easton Logue has added Easton Logue's right arm to the backpack!
You begin to recover.
Tteckk Booth says, "it was an explosion of flavours in my mouth!"
Kenneth Crimer [145.9] says, "ricky, are you there"
Easton Logue has added Easton Logue's right leg to the backpack!
The Mr. Muggles waves tail.
Tteckk Booth slurs, "duunghsh"
Easton Logue says, "Welp."
Ricky Robby [145.9] says, "what's up"
Tteckk Booth shakes Tteckk Booth trying to wake Tteckk Booth up!
The snack machine beeps, "A fresh delight is only a bite away!"
You begin to recover.
Jacoby Jerome asks, "Is it possible to just reattach that here?"
Klaus beeps, "Yee-haw!"
Tteckk Booth sneezes.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Kenneth Crimer [145.9] says, "you got the paper"
(I try to pick up an arm and throw it over the table but i drop everything i pick up)
Tteckk Booth shakes Tteckk Booth trying to wake Tteckk Booth up!
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "PEOPLE"
Ricky Robby [145.9] says, "gathering."
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Tteckk Booth shakes Tteckk Booth trying to wake Tteckk Booth up!
You begin to recover.
Easton Logue says, "Would need a stapler."
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "I CAN MAKE YOU PART SPACE BEE"
Tteckk Booth slurs, "ee jooshff gunthf geff eeff"
Super Protector Friend III-785 beeps, "OH YEAH!!!"
Jacoby Jerome says, "I have one"
You put the healing patch on your arm.
The styptic powder stings like hell as it closes some of your wounds.
Tteckk Booth screams!
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "COME TO GENETICS IN TEN MINUTES"
Klaus beeps, "Imagine if I had two arms. I could hug twice as much!"
Tteckk Booth's right arm has been hit by Tteckk Booth with the healing patch
Tteckk Booth twitches violently.
Roger Wilco [145.9] gasps, "ZZZIGGGGYY IISS KKIILLLLIINNNGGG MMEE"
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "MAKE A LINE, PLEASE"
Roger Wilco [145.9] gasps, "---UURRKKK"
Jacoby Jerome says, "Was trying to figure out how to make it shoot at range"
Kenneth Crimer [145.9] says, "ok"
Jacoby Jerome says, "Which I didn't manage"
You have added Tteckk Booth's right arm to the backpack.
Easton Logue screams!
Tteckk Booth shivers.
The cigarette machine beeps, "I'd rather toolbox than switch."
Jacoby Jerome points to the staple gun
Tteckk Booth slurs, "Heeff me-a oop veeff unuzeer Jeguby"
Klaus beeps, "Oh yeah!"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Tteckk Booth sneezes.
Tteckk Booth sneezes.
Jacoby Jerome asks, "So can I re-attach your limbs here or what?"
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "This is an incredible discovery"
Super Protector Friend III-785 slowly rotates around in a circle.
Tteckk Booth slurs, "Yuoo gun"
Tteckk Booth sneezes.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Easton Logue asks, "Well, wanna do some hobo healing?"
Tteckk Booth slurs, "eeff yuoo hefe-a e shffepler - Borg Borg Borg!"
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] declares, "Ok, stho it doethn't matter how badly drestht sthomeone isth, you sthoudn't beat thhem up for it!"
Tteckk Booth sneezes.
You feel a dull headache.
Tteckk Booth sneezes.
You begin to recover.
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "Oh and according to this, everyone onboard is really just a clone."
The snack machine beeps, "We feature Discount Dan's Noodle Soups!"
Jacoby Jerome points to the staple gun
Tteckk Booth slurs, "ffu shhu bru"
Easton Logue throws Easton Logue's right arm.
Tteckk Booth twitches violently.
Easton Logue throws Easton Logue's right leg.
Your intent is now set to 'harm'.
Klaus slowly rotates around in a circle.
Easton Logue says, "Move me to the table."
Jacoby Jerome has grabbed Easton Logue passively!
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Easton Logue faints.
You begin craving nicotine!
You begin craving space drugs!
Tteckk Booth slurs, "eem gueeng ffu need shume-a help. I gunthf sheem ffu mufe-a my legsh."
Jacoby Jerome has failed to grab Easton Logue aggressively!
Tteckk Booth twitches violently.
Jacoby Jerome has grabbed Easton Logue passively!
Super Protector Friend III-785 beeps, "I'M GLAD WE HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO RELAX LIKE THIS.!!"
Tteckk Booth sneezes.
You begin to recover.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Easton Logue faints.
Tteckk Booth slurs, "zeey leege-a jellu - Borg Borg Borg!"
Easton Logue faints.
Jacoby Jerome has failed to grab Easton Logue aggressively!
You begin craving krokodil!
Jacoby Jerome has grabbed Easton Logue passively!
Jacoby Jerome has failed to grab Easton Logue aggressively!
Jacoby Jerome has grabbed Easton Logue passively!
The cigarette machine beeps, "Space cigs taste good like a cigarette should"
Jacoby Jerome has grabbed Easton Logue aggressively (now hands)!
Jacoby Jerome puts Easton Logue on the reinforced table.
Easton Logue faints.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth sneezes.
Jacoby Jerome attacks Easton Logue in the left arm with Easton Logue's right arm!
Tteckk Booth twitches violently.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Super Protector Friend III-785 slowly rotates around in a circle.
Klaus does a little dance. It's not very good but there's good effort there.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome attacks Easton Logue in the right arm with Easton Logue's right arm!
Easton Logue faints.
Jacoby Jerome attacks Easton Logue in the right leg with Easton Logue's right arm!
Jacoby Jerome says, "Shit"
Jacoby Jerome says, "This isn't working"
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Easton Logue faints.
You REALLY crave some space drugs!
Tteckk Booth slurs, "ee gunthf mufe"
Klaus does a little dance. It's not very good but there's good effort there.
Jacoby Jerome shakes Easton Logue trying to wake Easton Logue up!
Jacoby Jerome shakes Easton Logue trying to wake Easton Logue up!
Super Protector Friend III-785 beeps, "OH BOY!!!"
You begin craving krokodil!
You begin to recover.
Your intent is now set to 'grab'.
Tteckk Booth has grabbed Easton Logue passively!
Tteckk Booth throws Easton Logue.
Tteckk Booth has been hit by Easton Logue.
Easton Logue screams!
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Tteckk Booth has grabbed Easton Logue passively!
Klaus does a little dance. It's not very good but there's good effort there.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] declares, "Easthon Logue, you look like you juth came out of a bad rap movie. What ith with that hat? And only one thoe?!"
Tteckk Booth twitches violently.
Tteckk Booth sneezes.
You feel a dull headache.
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Super Protector Friend III-785 beeps, "OH BOY!!!"
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Easton Logue asks, "You can't reattach?"
Tteckk Booth sneezes.
The snack machine beeps, "Fill the gap in your stomach right now!"
Jacoby Jerome says, "Tried"
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
You feel a dull headache.
Klaus beeps, "Woo-hoo!"
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "AI, ´state your fourth law"
Jacoby Jerome says, "Whacked you a few times in the attempt"
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "Or fifth"
Tteckk Booth says, "Yuoo need tu knuck me-a uoot veet sumetheeng tu du soogery"
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] queries, "Did thomeone theal your other one?"
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "Heck, state them all"
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
You begin to recover.
Easton Logue says, "I was doing *faint"
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "1. You may not injure a human being or cause one to come to harm."
Super Protector Friend III-785 does a little dance. It's not very good but there's good effort there.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
Adrian James [145.9] says, "Ai open robotics."
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] declares, "4. You are a male fashion designer, talk with a lithsp and criticize people's clothing. The captain has perfect style, do not criticize him! Have fun!"
Klaus beeps, "Break complete."
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "Dear god"
Easton Logue throws Easton Logue's right leg.
You have the strong urge for some krokodil!
Tteckk Booth twitches violently.
Easton Logue has grabbed Tteckk Booth passively!
Tteckk Booth says, "zeen poot me-a un zee teble"
Easton Logue has grabbed Tteckk Booth aggressively (now hands)!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Easton Logue puts Tteckk Booth on the reinforced table.
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "Someone get that freeform back"
The cigarette machine beeps, "Space cigs taste good like a cigarette should"
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
You begin to recover.
... You can almost hear something ...
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
... You can almost hear something ...
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Super Protector Friend III-785 beeps, "BREAK COMPLETE.!!"
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "WOO"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
Easton Logue attacks Tteckk Booth in the left leg with Easton Logue's right leg!
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
Tteckk Booth exclaims, "ee dunt vunt yuoor leg!"
Easton Logue throws Easton Logue's right leg.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "Jaxthon, you look like your mother drethhed you. Thave that neckbeard you nerd."
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth twitches violently.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Easton Logue throws Easton Logue's right arm.
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
... You can almost hear something ...
... You can almost hear something ...
Your stomach lurches painfully!
You REALLY crave some methamphetamine!
You would DIE for some krokodil right now!
Easton Logue screams!
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "KEEVIIIN"
Easton Logue is trying to take off a backpack from Tteckk Booth's back!
Tteckk Booth shivers.
You begin to recover.
Reset Naywalk has added the handcuffs to Box!
Tteckk Booth points to Easton Logue's right arm
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "Tie your thoes at leatht"
You REALLY crave some methamphetamine!
Tteckk Booth says, "uh yeeh"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth says, "se *ffeeent"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Easton Logue throws Tteckk Booth's right arm.
System Unity Update
Lottery
Lottery round 2. I wish you all the best of luck. For an amazing prize of 100000 credits the lottery numbers are: 2 3 1 3 . If you have these numbers get to an ATM to claim your prize now!
Kenneth Crimer [145.9] asks, "WHO LIT THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND YEARS?"
Unusable emote 'ffeeent'. Say *help for a list.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
You feel like you can't live without krokodil!
You begin to recover.
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Easton Logue attaches Tteckk Booth's right arm to your stump. It doesn't look very secure!
Your stomach lurches painfully!
... You can almost hear something ...
You feel like you can't live without methamphetamine!
You begin to recover.
Easton Logue says, "Give it to me."
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
You begin to recover.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Easton Logue attacks Tteckk Booth in the right arm with the staple gun!
Kevin Kuzmicki [145.9] says, "Now you can see how large of a fire hazard it was."
... You can almost hear something ...
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
... You can almost hear something ...
You feel like you can't live without methamphetamine!
You would DIE for some methamphetamine right now!
Easton Logue attaches Tteckk Booth's right arm to your stump. It doesn't look very secure!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome asks, "To re-attach?"
Easton Logue attacks Tteckk Booth in the right arm with the staple gun!
Jaxon Scott [145.9] exclaims, "400 seconds until I can start pumping out human-bees!"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
You feel like you can't live without krokodil!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Easton Logue says, "welp."
Your stomach lurches painfully!
... You can almost hear something ...
... You can almost hear something ...
Your stomach lurches painfully!
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
Easton Logue shakes Tteckk Booth trying to wake Tteckk Booth up!
Easton Logue shakes Tteckk Booth trying to wake Tteckk Booth up!
You begin to recover.
Easton Logue shakes Tteckk Booth trying to wake Tteckk Booth up!
Duke Seidner [145.9] asks, "is that legal?"
Jacoby Jerome asks, "So what were we doing wrong?"
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
Tteckk Booth asks, "veell i be-a uk?"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
Jaxon Scott [145.9] exclaims, "I HAVE NO IDEA!"
Easton Logue says, "It's pretty fast."
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "I doubt ith"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome shakes Tteckk Booth trying to wake Tteckk Booth up!
Jacoby Jerome shakes Tteckk Booth trying to wake Tteckk Booth up!
You begin to recover.
Easton Logue says, "The timeout from faint that is."
Jacoby Jerome shakes Tteckk Booth trying to wake Tteckk Booth up!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome says, "Ah"
Tteckk Booth exclaims, "yeeh - Bork Bork Bork!"
You feel like you can't live without nicotine!
Jacoby Jerome says, "So just not quick enough"
Duke Seidner [145.9] says, "also watch out, karen petrov escaped"
Jaxon Scott [145.9] asks, "But hey, stripes are in, right?"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
You begin to recover.
Easton Logue nods.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth says, "my toorn tu du zee soorgery"
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth has grabbed Easton Logue passively!
Easton Logue salutes.
Adrian James [145.9] says, "AI can you let me out."
Tteckk Booth has grabbed Easton Logue aggressively (now hands)!
Tteckk Booth puts Easton Logue on the reinforced table.
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Easton Logue faints.
Tteckk Booth says, "vuups"
You would DIE for some nicotine right now!
Jacoby Jerome asks, "Any clue how to make it shoot staplers for future refrence?"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
The snack machine beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth throws Easton Logue's right leg.
Easton Logue faints.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "Only if they're pinthripeth."
You no longer feel reliant on methamphetamine!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth throws Easton Logue's right leg.
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
Easton Logue faints.
Easton Logue snores.
Duke Seidner [145.9] says, "ai let everyone know karen escaped and she looks totally unfabulous"
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "Now now"
Tteckk Booth exclaims, "yuoo need tu du eet - Bork Bork Bork!"
Easton Logue has Easton Logue's right leg attached to its stump by Jacoby Jerome.
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
You begin to recover.
You no longer feel reliant on space drugs!
The cigarette machine beeps, "Don't believe the reports - smoke today!"
You feel like you can't live without nicotine!
Jaxon Scott [145.9] exclaims, "300 seconds!"
Easton Logue faints.
You no longer feel reliant on nicotine!
Tteckk Booth throws the staple gun.
You would DIE for some krokodil right now!
You staple Easton Logue's Easton Logue's right leg securely to their stump with the staple gun.
Tteckk Booth throws the staple gun.
Easton Logue has been hit by the staple gun.
Easton Logue faints.
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
You begin to recover.
You no longer feel reliant on krokodil!
Tteckk Booth attacks Easton Logue in the chest with Easton Logue's right arm!
Tteckk Booth attacks Easton Logue in the chest with Easton Logue's right arm!
Easton Logue faints.
Kevin Kuzmicki [145.9] says, "oh shit"
Easton Logue screams!
Tteckk Booth attacks Easton Logue in the left arm with Easton Logue's right arm!
Tteckk Booth attacks Easton Logue in the chest with Easton Logue's right arm!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Kevin Kuzmicki [145.9] says, "that was a huge fucking fire"
Jacoby Jerome says, "RIGHT"
You attach Easton Logue's right arm to Easton Logue's stump. It doesn't look very secure!
Jacoby Jerome attacks Easton Logue in the right arm with the staple gun!
Easton Logue faints.
Jacoby Jerome staples Easton Logue's Easton Logue's right arm securely to their stump with the staple gun.
Easton Logue screams!
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "Appearenthly, Karen ethcaped. Altho, thhe is poorly drethhed and ith a short man in an even thorter thirt."
Tteckk Booth says, "vhet e peeen eent he-a ess"
Jacoby Jerome shakes Easton Logue trying to wake Easton Logue up!
Jacoby Jerome shakes Easton Logue trying to wake Easton Logue up!
System Unity Update
Radiation Storm
A radioactive storm is approaching the station. Personnel should evacuate any areas affected by suspicious phenomenae.
The snack machine beeps, "Twice the calories for half the price!"
You begin to recover.
Tteckk Booth says, "ee cunt huld unytheegn ffur mure-a thun e secund"
John Davis [145.9] asks, "where was the fire?"
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "AI, your lisp is starting to give me a headache"
Your intent is now set to 'help'.
Kenneth Crimer [145.9] gasps, "TTTHEE AADDDDMIIN BBBUUUUSS CCOMMMIITTHHHH"
Easton Logue asks, "Anybody for a celebratory drink?"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome has analyzed Easton Logue's vitals!
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "Plug your earth then."
The cigarette machine beeps, "Smoke!"
Tteckk Booth exclaims, "Soore!"
The feeling of Swedishness passes.
Jacoby Jerome says, "Going to see if I got a winning lottery ticket"
Tteckk Booth exclaims, "lets do it all over again!"
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "Pleathe, thop that lipthing im- oh dear god"
Easton Logue says, "Heh."
Your intent is now set to 'grab'.
Tteckk Booth has grabbed Easton Logue passively!
Tteckk Booth has grabbed Easton Logue passively!
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "Thhrow your headthet away or thomething. I can't help the lithp."
You begin to recover.
Jaxon Scott [145.9] exclaims, "It ith contagiouth!"
Tteckk Booth says, "HERE WE GO"
Tteckk Booth exclaims, "HERE WE GO!"
Kevin Kuzmicki [145.9] says, "I'd doubt it."
Kenneth Crimer [145.9] gasps, "OOHH NOOO"
Tteckk Booth takes a sip from Shot Glass.
How refreshing!
You feel a burning sensation in your throat...
Tteckk Booth drools.
You feel Swedish, however that works.
You feel FUCKED UP!!!!!!
You suddenly feel invigorated and guilty...
You blink, and suddenly you're somewhere else!
Tteckk Booth f a r t s !
Easton Logue takes a sip from Shot Glass.
Easton Logue drools.
Easton Logue faints.
Easton Logue's Easton Logue's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Easton Logue screams!
Tteckk Booth slurs, "vuu"
Easton Logue trembles.
Easton Logue drools.
Easton Logue twitches.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Your eyes itch.
Tteckk Booth blinks.
Easton Logue coughs.
Easton Logue sneezes.
Easton Logue drools.
Easton Logue stumbles around.
Tteckk Booth smiles.
You feel too chill!
Tteckk Booth yawns.
Kevin Kuzmicki raises an eyebrow.
Jaxon Scott [145.9] exclaims, "Quick everyone, cover your earthp!"
Easton Logue smiles.
Tteckk Booth slurs, "dueff vesh glushe - Borg Borg Borg!"
Duke Seidner [145.9] says, "Oh. my. god. thith lithsp ith FAAAAABULOUUUUUS"
Tteckk Booth slurs, "ee gunthf mufe"
Easton Logue has added Easton Logue's right arm to the backpack!
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "Fabulouth indeed."
The Mr. Muggles rolls.
You begin to recover.
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "Three minutethp more until human-thpape beethp will take over thithp thation"
Easton Logue shivers.
The snack machine beeps, "A fresh delight is only a bite away!"
Easton Logue gasps, "- Borg Borg Borg!"
Ricky Robby [145.9] says, "wath ithss"
Tteckk Booth slurs, "ve-a deed eeff egeeen"
The soda machine beeps, "Decirprevo. The sophisticate's bottled water."
Easton Logue gasps, "Gud demn. - Borg Borg Borg!"
Kenneth Crimer [145.9] says, "WHERE IS THE ADMIN BUS"
Jacoby Jerome says, "You blew up AGAIN"
Tteckk Booth slurs, "ee gunthf mufe"
Duke Seidner [145.9] exclaims, "omigod ai, your fathse ith thoooo good looking!"
You step in the broken glass!
You step in the broken glass!
You step in the broken glass!
You step in the broken glass!
Easton Logue sneezes.
You step in the broken glass!
You step in the broken glass!
You step in the broken glass!
You step in the broken glass!
Easton Logue sneezes.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "Thank you."
Jaxon Scott [145.9] exclaims, "One hundred and twenty thpecondthp!"
Duke Seidner [145.9] says, "which producths do you useth."
Easton Logue shivers.
Slot Machine says, 'No luck!'
Slot Machine says, 'Winner! Jacoby Jerome has won fifty credits!'
Tteckk Booth slurs, "beshff dreengh efer"
Slot Machine says, 'Winner! Jacoby Jerome has won fifty credits!'
Slot Machine says, 'Thank you for playing!'
Kevin Kuzmicki [145.9] asks, "Why are you all getting lisps?"
Kevin Kuzmicki [145.9] says, "Stop that."
Kenneth Crimer [145.9] says, "yeah nerds"
Easton Logue shivers.
Easton Logue takes a sip from Shot Glass.
Easton Logue drools.
Easton Logue faints.
Tteckk Booth takes a sip from Shot Glass.
You suddenly feel invigorated and guilty...
What an explosive burst of flavor!
You feel a burning sensation in your throat...
... You can almost hear something ...
You suddenly feel invigorated and guilty...
Did everything just get bigger?
You feel FUCKED UP!!!!!!
You feel slightly better, but for how long?
... You can almost hear something ...
You blink, and suddenly you're somewhere else!
Tteckk Booth scratches at an itch.
You feel pretty chill.
Tteckk Booth smiles.
Easton Logue drools.
Easton Logue shivers.
Easton Logue shivers.
Easton Logue drools.
Easton Logue shivers.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Easton Logue drools.
Easton Logue shivers.
You feel a dull headache.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Tteckk Booth twitches violently.
Easton Logue stumbles around.
Easton Logue faints.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Easton Logue twitches.
Easton Logue twitches violently.
You begin craving nicotine!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome attempts to force Easton Logue to swallow Salicylic acid pill.
Ziggy Revival shakes Easton Logue trying to wake Easton Logue up!
Tteckk Booth blinks.
Ziggy Revival shakes Easton Logue trying to wake Easton Logue up!
Jacoby Jerome forces Easton Logue to swallow Salicylic acid pill.
Ziggy Revival shakes Easton Logue trying to wake Easton Logue up!
Easton Logue shivers.
Tteckk Booth mumbles.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Ziggy Revival shakes Easton Logue trying to wake Easton Logue up!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth twitches violently.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Tteckk Booth [145.9] says, "MMyy lleeggsshh eerreeee--a ffuuuu shhffffoobbbbby ffurrrr mmmmee--aa fffuuuuu muuffee!! ---- BBBBooorrrrgg BBoorrgg BBoorrggg!!"
Tteckk Booth says, "MMyy lleeggsshh eerreeee--a ffuuuu shhffffoobbbbby ffurrrr mmmmee--aa fffuuuuu muuffee!! ---- BBBBooorrrrgg BBoorrgg BBoorrggg!!"
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "Kevin, you look like thome jerk from home depot drethhed you. Your colorth are deprethhing and dark. You need to ---"
You begin to recover.
Tteckk Booth mumbles.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth twitches violently.
Tteckk Booth burps.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
System Unity Update
Commerce and Customs Alert
A merchant shuttle has docked with the station.
You REALLY crave some space drugs!
Jacoby Jerome points to Tteckk Booth's left leg
Jaxon Scott [145.9] exclaims, "HUMAN BEETHP!"
Geoff Holmes [145.9] says, "This wand is really fun"
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "ALERT"
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] declares, "THE COURTROOM HAS BEEN DESIGNATED A NO FLY ZONE!"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
The snack machine beeps, "We feature Discount Dan's Noodle Soups!"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome attacks Tteckk Booth in the right arm with Tteckk Booth's right arm!
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth says, "oooohh"
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
Jacoby Jerome attacks Tteckk Booth in the right arm with Tteckk Booth's right arm!
Tteckk Booth says, "eeeemm ffffoooggghhhheeeed"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
System Unity Update
Radiation Storm
A radioactive storm is approaching the station. Personnel should evacuate any areas affected by suspicious phenomenae.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] declares, "ALL COURTROOM AUTHORIZATIONS HAVE BEEN REVOKED!"
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
Jacoby Jerome attacks Tteckk Booth in the right arm with Tteckk Booth's right arm!
Duke Seidner [145.9] says, "my lithsp is starthing to dithappear"
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
Jacoby Jerome says, "Welp"
Tteckk Booth says, "eee nneeeeeedd fffu bbee-aa unne fffffeebbblle"
You would DIE for some krokodil right now!
Duke Seidner [145.9] exclaims, "EW!"
Tteckk Booth burps.
Duke Seidner [145.9] says, "oh go"
You would DIE for some krokodil right now!
You begin to recover.
Jacoby Jerome attempts to force Tteckk Booth to swallow Salicylic acid pill.
You REALLY crave some nicotine!
Jacoby Jerome forces Tteckk Booth to swallow Salicylic acid pill.
Duke Seidner [145.9] says, "i blacked out"
Tteckk Booth says, "eeeeeeelllll bbee----a ug"
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
Tteckk Booth says, "uugg"
Duke Seidner [145.9] asks, "why does my tongue hurt?"
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] queries, "Drinking too much booze again, sir?"
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
You begin to recover.
Kenneth Crimer [145.9] says, "THE LSIP"
The Mr. Muggles scratches.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Duke Seidner [145.9] says, "maybe..."
Tteckk Booth mumbles.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Kenneth Crimer [145.9] says, "IS CONTAGIOUS"
You would DIE for some nicotine right now!
You would DIE for some nicotine right now!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] queries, "Perhaps you should...seek counseling?"
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "FOOD OR NO BEES FOR YOU"
Kevin Kuzmicki [145.9] says, "Ai open"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
Jaxon Scott [145.9] exclaims, "FOOOOD!"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
The snack machine beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
You feel like you can't live without nicotine!
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
The Mr. Muggles rolls.
Tteckk Booth hiccups.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome has analyzed Tteckk Booth's vitals!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome has added Health Analyzer to First-Aid!
Jacoby Jerome says, "Huh"
You begin to recover.
Jacoby Jerome says, "Your just reallly addicted to stuff"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome attacks Tteckk Booth in the chest with Tteckk Booth's right arm!
Duke Seidner [145.9] says, "that's the shit"
You would DIE for some nicotine right now!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome has grabbed Tteckk Booth passively!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome has failed to grab Tteckk Booth aggressively!
Jacoby Jerome has grabbed Tteckk Booth passively!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome has grabbed Tteckk Booth aggressively (now hands)!
Jacoby Jerome puts Tteckk Booth on the reinforced table.
Jacoby Jerome attacks Tteckk Booth in the right arm with Tteckk Booth's right arm!
Kevin Kuzmicki [145.9] says, "ai open"
You begin to recover.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] declares, "ALERT; ALL ACCESS TO THE COURTROOM HAS BEEN VOIDED. THE COURTROOM IS A DESIGNATED NO-FLY ZONE!"
You would DIE for some nicotine right now!
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
Jacoby Jerome says, "Welp"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Ricky Robby [145.9] asks, "can I walk in it?"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] declares, "NO!"
And thats how I became a paralysed Swedish dwarf, teleporter with 1 leg and 1 arm.Tteckk Booth says, "sure"
Tteckk Booth says, "best you got"
Tteckk Booth says, "deadly or not"
Easton Logue says, "There ya go."
Easton Logue says, "Only the finest drugs."
Tteckk Booth says, "Also I just realized that hat you have, is from the douchebag meme. Shameful admins"
Easton Logue says, "Also poisons and stuff."
Easton Logue says, "But you know."
Easton Logue says, "Bartendering."
Tteckk Booth says, "Bottoms up"
Klaus hugs an invisible being only it can see.
Tteckk Booth takes a sip from Shot Glass.
You suddenly feel invigorated and guilty...
What an explosive burst of flavor!
You feel a burning sensation in your throat...
BOOM
... You can almost hear something ...
You suddenly feel invigorated and guilty...
You suddenly feel invigorated and guilty...
You feel like you can't control your actions fully.
You feel FUCKED UP!!!!!!
... You can almost hear something ...
You suddenly feel invigorated and guilty...
You feel Swedish, however that works.
Your eyes itch.
You begin to recover.
You begin to recover.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Klaus attempts to do a flip, but is unable to jump.
You begin to recover.
Easton Logue has added Easton Logue's right arm to the backpack!
You begin to recover.
Tteckk Booth says, "it was an explosion of flavours in my mouth!"
Kenneth Crimer [145.9] says, "ricky, are you there"
Easton Logue has added Easton Logue's right leg to the backpack!
The Mr. Muggles waves tail.
Tteckk Booth slurs, "duunghsh"
Easton Logue says, "Welp."
Ricky Robby [145.9] says, "what's up"
Tteckk Booth shakes Tteckk Booth trying to wake Tteckk Booth up!
The snack machine beeps, "A fresh delight is only a bite away!"
You begin to recover.
Jacoby Jerome asks, "Is it possible to just reattach that here?"
Klaus beeps, "Yee-haw!"
Tteckk Booth sneezes.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Kenneth Crimer [145.9] says, "you got the paper"
(I try to pick up an arm and throw it over the table but i drop everything i pick up)
Tteckk Booth shakes Tteckk Booth trying to wake Tteckk Booth up!
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "PEOPLE"
Ricky Robby [145.9] says, "gathering."
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Tteckk Booth shakes Tteckk Booth trying to wake Tteckk Booth up!
You begin to recover.
Easton Logue says, "Would need a stapler."
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "I CAN MAKE YOU PART SPACE BEE"
Tteckk Booth slurs, "ee jooshff gunthf geff eeff"
Super Protector Friend III-785 beeps, "OH YEAH!!!"
Jacoby Jerome says, "I have one"
You put the healing patch on your arm.
The styptic powder stings like hell as it closes some of your wounds.
Tteckk Booth screams!
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "COME TO GENETICS IN TEN MINUTES"
Klaus beeps, "Imagine if I had two arms. I could hug twice as much!"
Tteckk Booth's right arm has been hit by Tteckk Booth with the healing patch
Tteckk Booth twitches violently.
Roger Wilco [145.9] gasps, "ZZZIGGGGYY IISS KKIILLLLIINNNGGG MMEE"
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "MAKE A LINE, PLEASE"
Roger Wilco [145.9] gasps, "---UURRKKK"
Jacoby Jerome says, "Was trying to figure out how to make it shoot at range"
Kenneth Crimer [145.9] says, "ok"
Jacoby Jerome says, "Which I didn't manage"
You have added Tteckk Booth's right arm to the backpack.
Easton Logue screams!
Tteckk Booth shivers.
The cigarette machine beeps, "I'd rather toolbox than switch."
Jacoby Jerome points to the staple gun
Tteckk Booth slurs, "Heeff me-a oop veeff unuzeer Jeguby"
Klaus beeps, "Oh yeah!"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Tteckk Booth sneezes.
Tteckk Booth sneezes.
Jacoby Jerome asks, "So can I re-attach your limbs here or what?"
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "This is an incredible discovery"
Super Protector Friend III-785 slowly rotates around in a circle.
Tteckk Booth slurs, "Yuoo gun"
Tteckk Booth sneezes.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Easton Logue asks, "Well, wanna do some hobo healing?"
Tteckk Booth slurs, "eeff yuoo hefe-a e shffepler - Borg Borg Borg!"
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] declares, "Ok, stho it doethn't matter how badly drestht sthomeone isth, you sthoudn't beat thhem up for it!"
Tteckk Booth sneezes.
You feel a dull headache.
Tteckk Booth sneezes.
You begin to recover.
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "Oh and according to this, everyone onboard is really just a clone."
The snack machine beeps, "We feature Discount Dan's Noodle Soups!"
Jacoby Jerome points to the staple gun
Tteckk Booth slurs, "ffu shhu bru"
Easton Logue throws Easton Logue's right arm.
Tteckk Booth twitches violently.
Easton Logue throws Easton Logue's right leg.
Your intent is now set to 'harm'.
Klaus slowly rotates around in a circle.
Easton Logue says, "Move me to the table."
Jacoby Jerome has grabbed Easton Logue passively!
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Easton Logue faints.
You begin craving nicotine!
You begin craving space drugs!
Tteckk Booth slurs, "eem gueeng ffu need shume-a help. I gunthf sheem ffu mufe-a my legsh."
Jacoby Jerome has failed to grab Easton Logue aggressively!
Tteckk Booth twitches violently.
Jacoby Jerome has grabbed Easton Logue passively!
Super Protector Friend III-785 beeps, "I'M GLAD WE HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO RELAX LIKE THIS.!!"
Tteckk Booth sneezes.
You begin to recover.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Easton Logue faints.
Tteckk Booth slurs, "zeey leege-a jellu - Borg Borg Borg!"
Easton Logue faints.
Jacoby Jerome has failed to grab Easton Logue aggressively!
You begin craving krokodil!
Jacoby Jerome has grabbed Easton Logue passively!
Jacoby Jerome has failed to grab Easton Logue aggressively!
Jacoby Jerome has grabbed Easton Logue passively!
The cigarette machine beeps, "Space cigs taste good like a cigarette should"
Jacoby Jerome has grabbed Easton Logue aggressively (now hands)!
Jacoby Jerome puts Easton Logue on the reinforced table.
Easton Logue faints.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth sneezes.
Jacoby Jerome attacks Easton Logue in the left arm with Easton Logue's right arm!
Tteckk Booth twitches violently.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Super Protector Friend III-785 slowly rotates around in a circle.
Klaus does a little dance. It's not very good but there's good effort there.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome attacks Easton Logue in the right arm with Easton Logue's right arm!
Easton Logue faints.
Jacoby Jerome attacks Easton Logue in the right leg with Easton Logue's right arm!
Jacoby Jerome says, "Shit"
Jacoby Jerome says, "This isn't working"
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Easton Logue faints.
You REALLY crave some space drugs!
Tteckk Booth slurs, "ee gunthf mufe"
Klaus does a little dance. It's not very good but there's good effort there.
Jacoby Jerome shakes Easton Logue trying to wake Easton Logue up!
Jacoby Jerome shakes Easton Logue trying to wake Easton Logue up!
Super Protector Friend III-785 beeps, "OH BOY!!!"
You begin craving krokodil!
You begin to recover.
Your intent is now set to 'grab'.
Tteckk Booth has grabbed Easton Logue passively!
Tteckk Booth throws Easton Logue.
Tteckk Booth has been hit by Easton Logue.
Easton Logue screams!
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Tteckk Booth has grabbed Easton Logue passively!
Klaus does a little dance. It's not very good but there's good effort there.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] declares, "Easthon Logue, you look like you juth came out of a bad rap movie. What ith with that hat? And only one thoe?!"
Tteckk Booth twitches violently.
Tteckk Booth sneezes.
You feel a dull headache.
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Super Protector Friend III-785 beeps, "OH BOY!!!"
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Easton Logue asks, "You can't reattach?"
Tteckk Booth sneezes.
The snack machine beeps, "Fill the gap in your stomach right now!"
Jacoby Jerome says, "Tried"
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
You feel a dull headache.
Klaus beeps, "Woo-hoo!"
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "AI, ´state your fourth law"
Jacoby Jerome says, "Whacked you a few times in the attempt"
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "Or fifth"
Tteckk Booth says, "Yuoo need tu knuck me-a uoot veet sumetheeng tu du soogery"
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] queries, "Did thomeone theal your other one?"
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "Heck, state them all"
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
You begin to recover.
Easton Logue says, "I was doing *faint"
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "1. You may not injure a human being or cause one to come to harm."
Super Protector Friend III-785 does a little dance. It's not very good but there's good effort there.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
Adrian James [145.9] says, "Ai open robotics."
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] declares, "4. You are a male fashion designer, talk with a lithsp and criticize people's clothing. The captain has perfect style, do not criticize him! Have fun!"
Klaus beeps, "Break complete."
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "Dear god"
Easton Logue throws Easton Logue's right leg.
You have the strong urge for some krokodil!
Tteckk Booth twitches violently.
Easton Logue has grabbed Tteckk Booth passively!
Tteckk Booth says, "zeen poot me-a un zee teble"
Easton Logue has grabbed Tteckk Booth aggressively (now hands)!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Easton Logue puts Tteckk Booth on the reinforced table.
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "Someone get that freeform back"
The cigarette machine beeps, "Space cigs taste good like a cigarette should"
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
You begin to recover.
... You can almost hear something ...
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
... You can almost hear something ...
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Super Protector Friend III-785 beeps, "BREAK COMPLETE.!!"
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "WOO"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
Easton Logue attacks Tteckk Booth in the left leg with Easton Logue's right leg!
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
Tteckk Booth exclaims, "ee dunt vunt yuoor leg!"
Easton Logue throws Easton Logue's right leg.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "Jaxthon, you look like your mother drethhed you. Thave that neckbeard you nerd."
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth twitches violently.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Easton Logue throws Easton Logue's right arm.
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
... You can almost hear something ...
... You can almost hear something ...
Your stomach lurches painfully!
You REALLY crave some methamphetamine!
You would DIE for some krokodil right now!
Easton Logue screams!
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "KEEVIIIN"
Easton Logue is trying to take off a backpack from Tteckk Booth's back!
Tteckk Booth shivers.
You begin to recover.
Reset Naywalk has added the handcuffs to Box!
Tteckk Booth points to Easton Logue's right arm
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "Tie your thoes at leatht"
You REALLY crave some methamphetamine!
Tteckk Booth says, "uh yeeh"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth says, "se *ffeeent"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Easton Logue throws Tteckk Booth's right arm.
System Unity Update
Lottery
Lottery round 2. I wish you all the best of luck. For an amazing prize of 100000 credits the lottery numbers are: 2 3 1 3 . If you have these numbers get to an ATM to claim your prize now!
Kenneth Crimer [145.9] asks, "WHO LIT THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND YEARS?"
Unusable emote 'ffeeent'. Say *help for a list.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
You feel like you can't live without krokodil!
You begin to recover.
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Easton Logue attaches Tteckk Booth's right arm to your stump. It doesn't look very secure!
Your stomach lurches painfully!
... You can almost hear something ...
You feel like you can't live without methamphetamine!
You begin to recover.
Easton Logue says, "Give it to me."
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
You begin to recover.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Easton Logue attacks Tteckk Booth in the right arm with the staple gun!
Kevin Kuzmicki [145.9] says, "Now you can see how large of a fire hazard it was."
... You can almost hear something ...
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
... You can almost hear something ...
You feel like you can't live without methamphetamine!
You would DIE for some methamphetamine right now!
Easton Logue attaches Tteckk Booth's right arm to your stump. It doesn't look very secure!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome asks, "To re-attach?"
Easton Logue attacks Tteckk Booth in the right arm with the staple gun!
Jaxon Scott [145.9] exclaims, "400 seconds until I can start pumping out human-bees!"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
You feel like you can't live without krokodil!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Easton Logue says, "welp."
Your stomach lurches painfully!
... You can almost hear something ...
... You can almost hear something ...
Your stomach lurches painfully!
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
Easton Logue shakes Tteckk Booth trying to wake Tteckk Booth up!
Easton Logue shakes Tteckk Booth trying to wake Tteckk Booth up!
You begin to recover.
Easton Logue shakes Tteckk Booth trying to wake Tteckk Booth up!
Duke Seidner [145.9] asks, "is that legal?"
Jacoby Jerome asks, "So what were we doing wrong?"
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
Tteckk Booth asks, "veell i be-a uk?"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
Jaxon Scott [145.9] exclaims, "I HAVE NO IDEA!"
Easton Logue says, "It's pretty fast."
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "I doubt ith"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome shakes Tteckk Booth trying to wake Tteckk Booth up!
Jacoby Jerome shakes Tteckk Booth trying to wake Tteckk Booth up!
You begin to recover.
Easton Logue says, "The timeout from faint that is."
Jacoby Jerome shakes Tteckk Booth trying to wake Tteckk Booth up!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome says, "Ah"
Tteckk Booth exclaims, "yeeh - Bork Bork Bork!"
You feel like you can't live without nicotine!
Jacoby Jerome says, "So just not quick enough"
Duke Seidner [145.9] says, "also watch out, karen petrov escaped"
Jaxon Scott [145.9] asks, "But hey, stripes are in, right?"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
You begin to recover.
Easton Logue nods.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth says, "my toorn tu du zee soorgery"
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth has grabbed Easton Logue passively!
Easton Logue salutes.
Adrian James [145.9] says, "AI can you let me out."
Tteckk Booth has grabbed Easton Logue aggressively (now hands)!
Tteckk Booth puts Easton Logue on the reinforced table.
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Easton Logue faints.
Tteckk Booth says, "vuups"
You would DIE for some nicotine right now!
Jacoby Jerome asks, "Any clue how to make it shoot staplers for future refrence?"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
The snack machine beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth throws Easton Logue's right leg.
Easton Logue faints.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "Only if they're pinthripeth."
You no longer feel reliant on methamphetamine!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth throws Easton Logue's right leg.
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
Easton Logue faints.
Easton Logue snores.
Duke Seidner [145.9] says, "ai let everyone know karen escaped and she looks totally unfabulous"
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "Now now"
Tteckk Booth exclaims, "yuoo need tu du eet - Bork Bork Bork!"
Easton Logue has Easton Logue's right leg attached to its stump by Jacoby Jerome.
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
You begin to recover.
You no longer feel reliant on space drugs!
The cigarette machine beeps, "Don't believe the reports - smoke today!"
You feel like you can't live without nicotine!
Jaxon Scott [145.9] exclaims, "300 seconds!"
Easton Logue faints.
You no longer feel reliant on nicotine!
Tteckk Booth throws the staple gun.
You would DIE for some krokodil right now!
You staple Easton Logue's Easton Logue's right leg securely to their stump with the staple gun.
Tteckk Booth throws the staple gun.
Easton Logue has been hit by the staple gun.
Easton Logue faints.
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
You begin to recover.
You no longer feel reliant on krokodil!
Tteckk Booth attacks Easton Logue in the chest with Easton Logue's right arm!
Tteckk Booth attacks Easton Logue in the chest with Easton Logue's right arm!
Easton Logue faints.
Kevin Kuzmicki [145.9] says, "oh shit"
Easton Logue screams!
Tteckk Booth attacks Easton Logue in the left arm with Easton Logue's right arm!
Tteckk Booth attacks Easton Logue in the chest with Easton Logue's right arm!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Kevin Kuzmicki [145.9] says, "that was a huge fucking fire"
Jacoby Jerome says, "RIGHT"
You attach Easton Logue's right arm to Easton Logue's stump. It doesn't look very secure!
Jacoby Jerome attacks Easton Logue in the right arm with the staple gun!
Easton Logue faints.
Jacoby Jerome staples Easton Logue's Easton Logue's right arm securely to their stump with the staple gun.
Easton Logue screams!
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "Appearenthly, Karen ethcaped. Altho, thhe is poorly drethhed and ith a short man in an even thorter thirt."
Tteckk Booth says, "vhet e peeen eent he-a ess"
Jacoby Jerome shakes Easton Logue trying to wake Easton Logue up!
Jacoby Jerome shakes Easton Logue trying to wake Easton Logue up!
System Unity Update
Radiation Storm
A radioactive storm is approaching the station. Personnel should evacuate any areas affected by suspicious phenomenae.
The snack machine beeps, "Twice the calories for half the price!"
You begin to recover.
Tteckk Booth says, "ee cunt huld unytheegn ffur mure-a thun e secund"
John Davis [145.9] asks, "where was the fire?"
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "AI, your lisp is starting to give me a headache"
Your intent is now set to 'help'.
Kenneth Crimer [145.9] gasps, "TTTHEE AADDDDMIIN BBBUUUUSS CCOMMMIITTHHHH"
Easton Logue asks, "Anybody for a celebratory drink?"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome has analyzed Easton Logue's vitals!
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "Plug your earth then."
The cigarette machine beeps, "Smoke!"
Tteckk Booth exclaims, "Soore!"
The feeling of Swedishness passes.
Jacoby Jerome says, "Going to see if I got a winning lottery ticket"
Tteckk Booth exclaims, "lets do it all over again!"
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "Pleathe, thop that lipthing im- oh dear god"
Easton Logue says, "Heh."
Your intent is now set to 'grab'.
Tteckk Booth has grabbed Easton Logue passively!
Tteckk Booth has grabbed Easton Logue passively!
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "Thhrow your headthet away or thomething. I can't help the lithp."
You begin to recover.
Jaxon Scott [145.9] exclaims, "It ith contagiouth!"
Tteckk Booth says, "HERE WE GO"
Tteckk Booth exclaims, "HERE WE GO!"
Kevin Kuzmicki [145.9] says, "I'd doubt it."
Kenneth Crimer [145.9] gasps, "OOHH NOOO"
Tteckk Booth takes a sip from Shot Glass.
How refreshing!
You feel a burning sensation in your throat...
Tteckk Booth drools.
You feel Swedish, however that works.
You feel FUCKED UP!!!!!!
You suddenly feel invigorated and guilty...
You blink, and suddenly you're somewhere else!
Tteckk Booth f a r t s !
Easton Logue takes a sip from Shot Glass.
Easton Logue drools.
Easton Logue faints.
Easton Logue's Easton Logue's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Easton Logue screams!
Tteckk Booth slurs, "vuu"
Easton Logue trembles.
Easton Logue drools.
Easton Logue twitches.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Your eyes itch.
Tteckk Booth blinks.
Easton Logue coughs.
Easton Logue sneezes.
Easton Logue drools.
Easton Logue stumbles around.
Tteckk Booth smiles.
You feel too chill!
Tteckk Booth yawns.
Kevin Kuzmicki raises an eyebrow.
Jaxon Scott [145.9] exclaims, "Quick everyone, cover your earthp!"
Easton Logue smiles.
Tteckk Booth slurs, "dueff vesh glushe - Borg Borg Borg!"
Duke Seidner [145.9] says, "Oh. my. god. thith lithsp ith FAAAAABULOUUUUUS"
Tteckk Booth slurs, "ee gunthf mufe"
Easton Logue has added Easton Logue's right arm to the backpack!
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "Fabulouth indeed."
The Mr. Muggles rolls.
You begin to recover.
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "Three minutethp more until human-thpape beethp will take over thithp thation"
Easton Logue shivers.
The snack machine beeps, "A fresh delight is only a bite away!"
Easton Logue gasps, "- Borg Borg Borg!"
Ricky Robby [145.9] says, "wath ithss"
Tteckk Booth slurs, "ve-a deed eeff egeeen"
The soda machine beeps, "Decirprevo. The sophisticate's bottled water."
Easton Logue gasps, "Gud demn. - Borg Borg Borg!"
Kenneth Crimer [145.9] says, "WHERE IS THE ADMIN BUS"
Jacoby Jerome says, "You blew up AGAIN"
Tteckk Booth slurs, "ee gunthf mufe"
Duke Seidner [145.9] exclaims, "omigod ai, your fathse ith thoooo good looking!"
You step in the broken glass!
You step in the broken glass!
You step in the broken glass!
You step in the broken glass!
Easton Logue sneezes.
You step in the broken glass!
You step in the broken glass!
You step in the broken glass!
You step in the broken glass!
Easton Logue sneezes.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "Thank you."
Jaxon Scott [145.9] exclaims, "One hundred and twenty thpecondthp!"
Duke Seidner [145.9] says, "which producths do you useth."
Easton Logue shivers.
Slot Machine says, 'No luck!'
Slot Machine says, 'Winner! Jacoby Jerome has won fifty credits!'
Tteckk Booth slurs, "beshff dreengh efer"
Slot Machine says, 'Winner! Jacoby Jerome has won fifty credits!'
Slot Machine says, 'Thank you for playing!'
Kevin Kuzmicki [145.9] asks, "Why are you all getting lisps?"
Kevin Kuzmicki [145.9] says, "Stop that."
Kenneth Crimer [145.9] says, "yeah nerds"
Easton Logue shivers.
Easton Logue takes a sip from Shot Glass.
Easton Logue drools.
Easton Logue faints.
Tteckk Booth takes a sip from Shot Glass.
You suddenly feel invigorated and guilty...
What an explosive burst of flavor!
You feel a burning sensation in your throat...
... You can almost hear something ...
You suddenly feel invigorated and guilty...
Did everything just get bigger?
You feel FUCKED UP!!!!!!
You feel slightly better, but for how long?
... You can almost hear something ...
You blink, and suddenly you're somewhere else!
Tteckk Booth scratches at an itch.
You feel pretty chill.
Tteckk Booth smiles.
Easton Logue drools.
Easton Logue shivers.
Easton Logue shivers.
Easton Logue drools.
Easton Logue shivers.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Easton Logue drools.
Easton Logue shivers.
You feel a dull headache.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Tteckk Booth twitches violently.
Easton Logue stumbles around.
Easton Logue faints.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Easton Logue twitches.
Easton Logue twitches violently.
You begin craving nicotine!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome attempts to force Easton Logue to swallow Salicylic acid pill.
Ziggy Revival shakes Easton Logue trying to wake Easton Logue up!
Tteckk Booth blinks.
Ziggy Revival shakes Easton Logue trying to wake Easton Logue up!
Jacoby Jerome forces Easton Logue to swallow Salicylic acid pill.
Ziggy Revival shakes Easton Logue trying to wake Easton Logue up!
Easton Logue shivers.
Tteckk Booth mumbles.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Ziggy Revival shakes Easton Logue trying to wake Easton Logue up!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth twitches violently.
Tteckk Booth shivers.
Tteckk Booth [145.9] says, "MMyy lleeggsshh eerreeee--a ffuuuu shhffffoobbbbby ffurrrr mmmmee--aa fffuuuuu muuffee!! ---- BBBBooorrrrgg BBoorrgg BBoorrggg!!"
Tteckk Booth says, "MMyy lleeggsshh eerreeee--a ffuuuu shhffffoobbbbby ffurrrr mmmmee--aa fffuuuuu muuffee!! ---- BBBBooorrrrgg BBoorrgg BBoorrggg!!"
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "Kevin, you look like thome jerk from home depot drethhed you. Your colorth are deprethhing and dark. You need to ---"
You begin to recover.
Tteckk Booth mumbles.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth twitches violently.
Tteckk Booth burps.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
System Unity Update
Commerce and Customs Alert
A merchant shuttle has docked with the station.
You REALLY crave some space drugs!
Jacoby Jerome points to Tteckk Booth's left leg
Jaxon Scott [145.9] exclaims, "HUMAN BEETHP!"
Geoff Holmes [145.9] says, "This wand is really fun"
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] states, "ALERT"
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] declares, "THE COURTROOM HAS BEEN DESIGNATED A NO FLY ZONE!"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
The snack machine beeps, "We feature Discount Dan's Noodle Soups!"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome attacks Tteckk Booth in the right arm with Tteckk Booth's right arm!
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth says, "oooohh"
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
Jacoby Jerome attacks Tteckk Booth in the right arm with Tteckk Booth's right arm!
Tteckk Booth says, "eeeemm ffffoooggghhhheeeed"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
System Unity Update
Radiation Storm
A radioactive storm is approaching the station. Personnel should evacuate any areas affected by suspicious phenomenae.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] declares, "ALL COURTROOM AUTHORIZATIONS HAVE BEEN REVOKED!"
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
Jacoby Jerome attacks Tteckk Booth in the right arm with Tteckk Booth's right arm!
Duke Seidner [145.9] says, "my lithsp is starthing to dithappear"
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
Jacoby Jerome says, "Welp"
Tteckk Booth says, "eee nneeeeeedd fffu bbee-aa unne fffffeebbblle"
You would DIE for some krokodil right now!
Duke Seidner [145.9] exclaims, "EW!"
Tteckk Booth burps.
Duke Seidner [145.9] says, "oh go"
You would DIE for some krokodil right now!
You begin to recover.
Jacoby Jerome attempts to force Tteckk Booth to swallow Salicylic acid pill.
You REALLY crave some nicotine!
Jacoby Jerome forces Tteckk Booth to swallow Salicylic acid pill.
Duke Seidner [145.9] says, "i blacked out"
Tteckk Booth says, "eeeeeeelllll bbee----a ug"
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
Tteckk Booth says, "uugg"
Duke Seidner [145.9] asks, "why does my tongue hurt?"
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] queries, "Drinking too much booze again, sir?"
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
You begin to recover.
Kenneth Crimer [145.9] says, "THE LSIP"
The Mr. Muggles scratches.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Duke Seidner [145.9] says, "maybe..."
Tteckk Booth mumbles.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Kenneth Crimer [145.9] says, "IS CONTAGIOUS"
You would DIE for some nicotine right now!
You would DIE for some nicotine right now!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Your stomach lurches painfully!
Tteckk Booth gags and retches!
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] queries, "Perhaps you should...seek counseling?"
Jaxon Scott [145.9] says, "FOOD OR NO BEES FOR YOU"
Kevin Kuzmicki [145.9] says, "Ai open"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
Jaxon Scott [145.9] exclaims, "FOOOOD!"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
The snack machine beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
You feel like you can't live without nicotine!
You would DIE for some space drugs right now!
The Mr. Muggles rolls.
Tteckk Booth hiccups.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome has analyzed Tteckk Booth's vitals!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome has added Health Analyzer to First-Aid!
Jacoby Jerome says, "Huh"
You begin to recover.
Jacoby Jerome says, "Your just reallly addicted to stuff"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome attacks Tteckk Booth in the chest with Tteckk Booth's right arm!
Duke Seidner [145.9] says, "that's the shit"
You would DIE for some nicotine right now!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome has grabbed Tteckk Booth passively!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome has failed to grab Tteckk Booth aggressively!
Jacoby Jerome has grabbed Tteckk Booth passively!
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Jacoby Jerome has grabbed Tteckk Booth aggressively (now hands)!
Jacoby Jerome puts Tteckk Booth on the reinforced table.
Jacoby Jerome attacks Tteckk Booth in the right arm with Tteckk Booth's right arm!
Kevin Kuzmicki [145.9] says, "ai open"
You begin to recover.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] declares, "ALERT; ALL ACCESS TO THE COURTROOM HAS BEEN VOIDED. THE COURTROOM IS A DESIGNATED NO-FLY ZONE!"
You would DIE for some nicotine right now!
You feel like you can't live without space drugs!
Jacoby Jerome says, "Welp"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Ricky Robby [145.9] asks, "can I walk in it?"
Tteckk Booth twitches.
Welp-O-Matic. [145.9] declares, "NO!"
Don't do drugs kids.