Goonhub
02-15-2014, 06:10 PM
Dumb idea I got after watching TV.
Weaponized Electric Guitar (working title)
Cost: 7 Telecrystals
So, its essentially a laser gun with infinite ammo, regular ass lasergun damage, but let me explain.
First, it's a large doubleneck electric guitar. It comes with a large wig (mullet w/ headband). Now, before you cry OP, let me get to the cons real quick. After every shot, you must pump the guitar like a shotgun, completely manual (pumping sfx is a guitar riff, firing sfx is Old Hunting Rifle).
It also requires the wig for it to be weaponized. The wig is the big dumb nerf stuff. First, if you're on any drugs that make you twitch, you can't play the guitar. Second, since we are talking dramatic 70s/80s music and hairdos, you suffer the same affliction as them. All overdose thresholds are dramatically lower, so you can't shoot up healing drugs (or anything else for that matter) without feeling victim to an OD.
Oh, did I mention this is loud, bright, and obvious to everyone?
In summary: Gimmick pump action laser with infinite ammo, wig, and the inability to be a drugged up killing machine (and dying easily as a result of trying)
Bonus points: Syndicate Cover Band
Weaponized Electric Guitar (working title)
Cost: 7 Telecrystals
So, its essentially a laser gun with infinite ammo, regular ass lasergun damage, but let me explain.
First, it's a large doubleneck electric guitar. It comes with a large wig (mullet w/ headband). Now, before you cry OP, let me get to the cons real quick. After every shot, you must pump the guitar like a shotgun, completely manual (pumping sfx is a guitar riff, firing sfx is Old Hunting Rifle).
It also requires the wig for it to be weaponized. The wig is the big dumb nerf stuff. First, if you're on any drugs that make you twitch, you can't play the guitar. Second, since we are talking dramatic 70s/80s music and hairdos, you suffer the same affliction as them. All overdose thresholds are dramatically lower, so you can't shoot up healing drugs (or anything else for that matter) without feeling victim to an OD.
Oh, did I mention this is loud, bright, and obvious to everyone?
In summary: Gimmick pump action laser with infinite ammo, wig, and the inability to be a drugged up killing machine (and dying easily as a result of trying)
Bonus points: Syndicate Cover Band