Fuck the default earpieces

[Splatpope]

Security's freq would be encrypted and have to be hacked in order to be listened to, because nerd power.

And hacking would be either hilariously unrealistic to the point it's as easy to do as typing "hackman 122.5" into a DWAINE or so realistic that nobody but the nerd elite can even understand how to do it.

I vote for the nerd elite solution because it's actually not that hard