Best moments ever thread 2.0

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Lief Adcock says, "We offer "Protection" for a small price"
Brandon Dues nods.
Mister Flavor tweaks his own nipples! That's slightly weird!
Fab Houlous nods.
Lief Adcock says, "and its time to pay"
Mister Flavor tweaks his own nipples! That's a little bit terrible!
Brandon Dues says, "So pay up bub"
Mister Flavor tweaks his own nipples! That's kind of gross!
Fab Houlous says, "i will.."
Mister Flavor tweaks his own nipples! That's quite crazy!
The snack machine beeps, "We feature Discount Dan's Noodle Soups!"
Fab Houlous says, "Take your proposition into consideration"
Mister Flavor throws the beach ball.
Fab Houlous has been hit by the beach ball.
Fab Houlous fires Riot Shotgun at the floor!
Lief Adcock screams!
Lief Adcock says, "We will give you 2 minutes--OOF"
You have added Riot Shotgun to the backpack.
The cigarette machine beeps, "Smoke!"
Fab Houlous says, "NO"
Fab Houlous grins.
Lief Adcock says, "ohh"