Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Velisan]

Lillian Rivers has scanned Lillian Rivers!
Analyzing Results for Lillian Rivers:
Overall Status: 55% healthy
Damage Specifics: 0-45-0-0
Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burns/Brute
Body Temperature: 34.3926°C (93.9066°F)
Active Virus: GBS (Stage 4/5)
Spread: Non-Contagious
Suggested Remedy: Cryoxadone
Your body feels as if it's trying to rip itself open...
Lillian Rivers starts convulsing violently!
Lillian Rivers [145.9] says, "WHAT"
Lillian Rivers [145.9] says, "NO"
Your body feels as if it's trying to rip itself open...
Lillian Rivers starts convulsing violently!
Lillian Rivers [145.9] says, "NONONO"

This is a gibs.
Grisly...

And this is why you shouldn't try and gather a database of everyone's blood samples. Hehe.