Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Lantern]

Death says, "Good evening."
Rebb Brown fires Riot Shotgun at the floor!
Death screams!
Kiki Kolana says, "And Death is here"
You have added Riot Shotgun to the backpack.
Kiki Kolana screams!
Rebb Brown says, "boom"
Death says, "Well, that was rather rude."
The snack machine beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
Kiki Kolana shrugs.
Rebb Brown asks, "wasnt it though?"