Best moments ever thread 2.0

[CaptainBravo]

so i managed to get the CSI miami sound from a synthesizer glitch

Robotic Talk, MALFUNCTIONING UNIT queries, "ARE BIOSUIT SHAMBLERS HUMAN?"
Robotic Talk, The Core states, "no"
Robotic Talk, The Core states, "they're science ghosts loosely trapped in biosuits"
Robotic Talk, The Core states, "DO NOT BREAK THE SUITS, HOWEVER"
Robotic Talk, The Core states, "unless you have some kind of way to disperse science ghosts"
Robotic Talk, sheriff woof states, "sounds like those ghosts"
Robotic Talk, sheriff woof states, "are a shade too real"
*YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
Robotic Talk, The Core states, "Thses puns are too dangerous, I'm locking you down for your own good"

Roswell Jones [145.9] slurs, "ffyrone shmidu ish a murderer"
sheriff woof [145.9] states, "someone should tell tyrone"
sheriff woof [145.9] states, "crime doesn't flay"
*YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

Futt Bucker gasps.
Futt Bucker gasps.
sheriff woof states, "looks like futt bucker's last meal"
Futt Bucker faints.
sheriff woof states, "left him breathless"
*YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

Space Unity Update

Radiation Storm

A radioactive storm is approaching the station. Personnel should evacuate any areas affected by suspicious phenomenae.

sheriff woof states, "looks like this station"
Alger Kaufman screams!
sheriff woof states, "is having a RAD day"
*YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

im twoflower irl