Best moments ever thread 2.0

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Joanna Bergen (Medical Director) [145.9] says, "AI, please locate Lance Scott"
Jerki-Bot states, "Lance located"
Jerki-Bot (AI) [145.9] states, "Lance located"
Joanna Bergen (Medical Director) [145.9] asks, "where is he, AI?"
Lance Scott (Research Director) [145.9] gibbers, ";why locate me"
Jerki-Bot states, "He is on the station"
Jerki-Bot (AI) [145.9] states, "He is on the station"
Now tracking Lance Scott on camera.
Joanna Bergen (Medical Director) [145.9] says, "please tell me where AI, he attempted to murder me"
Jerki-Bot queries, "Where what?"
Jerki-Bot (AI) [145.9] queries, "Where what?"
Joanna Bergen (Medical Director) [145.9] asks, "where is mr. scott?"
Jerki-Bot states, "The same place he was last time you asked"
Jerki-Bot (AI) [145.9] states, "The same place he was last time you asked"
Joanna Bergen (Medical Director) [145.9] says, "please tell me his location"
Joanna Bergen (Medical Director) [145.9] says, "and stop being such a shit"
Jerki-Bot queries, "who's location?"
Jerki-Bot (AI) [145.9] queries, "who's location?"
Joanna Bergen (Medical Director) [145.9] says, "lance scott"
Jerki-Bot queries, "What about him?"
Jerki-Bot (AI) [145.9] queries, "What about him?"
Joanna Bergen (Medical Director) [145.9] says, "you piece of garbage"