Goonhub
01-28-2014, 07:26 AM
This was a death from a while ago, but it was pretty great.
I spawned as Captain, and it was nuke. For reference: I am not robust. At all. Yet, somehow, I managed to make it through two syndicate assaults alive and with the disk still in my possession. Myself, the HoS, RD, and a doctor were heading out from the bridge after the latest attack, probably going to Medbay or Security or something. While passing through the courtroom, we passed by a friendly yeti that had appeared at some point in the round. It had been trapped in the market stall for a while, but someone had, naturally, let it out. Everybody stopped to say hi and give it a pet. Including me. After I had just finished shooting a syndie op point-blank.
I, survivor of countless bullets, grenades and rockets, died, because I accidentally punched a friendly yeti and it ate me.
I spawned as Captain, and it was nuke. For reference: I am not robust. At all. Yet, somehow, I managed to make it through two syndicate assaults alive and with the disk still in my possession. Myself, the HoS, RD, and a doctor were heading out from the bridge after the latest attack, probably going to Medbay or Security or something. While passing through the courtroom, we passed by a friendly yeti that had appeared at some point in the round. It had been trapped in the market stall for a while, but someone had, naturally, let it out. Everybody stopped to say hi and give it a pet. Including me. After I had just finished shooting a syndie op point-blank.
I, survivor of countless bullets, grenades and rockets, died, because I accidentally punched a friendly yeti and it ate me.