Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Lantern]

Okay this one is an old one.

A few months back there was a level 1 meteor event, naturally when it arrived it was just one gigantic meteor going up the central of escape. Just a few minutes earlier some genius decided to place 100 George mel- erm, RAINBOW melons at escape. The meteor crashed into them, causing every single one of them to split into 7-9 slices and then destroying every single piece. I'm surprised the server held up through the 10 minutes it took to process that.

that reminds me of the dude that sent 200 tomatoes through a modified disposal pipe. Im fairly sure it killed someone.

I'm still surprised when figuring out what stuff you can cram in the mail chutes (except bodies). Nothing like messing up a traitor's day and sending his gear to the chef.

I wish you could mail dead bodies. Id use it as some sort of serial killer threat or something.