Goonhub
01-19-2014, 02:53 PM
Recently I have been trying to acquire sizeable quantities of Fun from the Ice Moon as quickly as possible. I ended up with a 1.1000001u excess of Fun in order to have a nice even number in the beaker. Of course, there's only one thing to do, and that is to create the Glorious wonderful floor pill.
I ran into a Vice Officer outside genetics, and thought he would be appreciative of my nice creation, so I drop the pill and give him a little pitch, however, he does not eat it, he picks it up and pockets it. Shortly afterwards this hero of the station hurries back to the brig and feeds the pill to their only prisoner, a barman who was brigged for unknown reasons.
I end up getting devoured by a changeling, however this lets me hear this particular bit of karma play out:
I ran into a Vice Officer outside genetics, and thought he would be appreciative of my nice creation, so I drop the pill and give him a little pitch, however, he does not eat it, he picks it up and pockets it. Shortly afterwards this hero of the station hurries back to the brig and feeds the pill to their only prisoner, a barman who was brigged for unknown reasons.
I end up getting devoured by a changeling, however this lets me hear this particular bit of karma play out:
Quote:Ozuni Abushike says, "HOLY SHeeT"With Ozuni Abushike being the upstanding Vice Officer in question.
Ä Ä Ä Ä Ä says, "TEN TRILLION SPIDERS IN SECURITY"
Ozuni Abushike says, "GET Me-a OooTTe HERE"