Goonhub
01-15-2014, 07:32 AM
That being said, heart transplants would be fucking awesome. Medical needs some way to revive people, since Genetics, Robotics, and Chemistry all have their methods. Giving players hearts, making them degrade at a faster rate than brains, and allowing surgeons to swap them out would be baller-as-fuck.
You don't even need to add in a message preventing people from cutting hearts out, just make them start with a Saw. Saw > Scalpel > Saw > Scalpel > Saw to open the chest, cut away tendons, saw open the ribs, cut off capillaries, and then saw off the arteries. Take out someone's heart, stick a new one in, (Either harvested from a fresh corpse/staff assistant, artificially produced from robotics, or grown from Botany) Staple > Weld > Staple > Weld, and hit them with a defib to revive.
For super-duper fun times, also make it so you can stick a butt in someone's chest instead of a heart. They won't be able to revive, but when you shock them it makes a fart noise.
You don't even need to add in a message preventing people from cutting hearts out, just make them start with a Saw. Saw > Scalpel > Saw > Scalpel > Saw to open the chest, cut away tendons, saw open the ribs, cut off capillaries, and then saw off the arteries. Take out someone's heart, stick a new one in, (Either harvested from a fresh corpse/staff assistant, artificially produced from robotics, or grown from Botany) Staple > Weld > Staple > Weld, and hit them with a defib to revive.
For super-duper fun times, also make it so you can stick a butt in someone's chest instead of a heart. They won't be able to revive, but when you shock them it makes a fart noise.