This gets me in a good mood for being an upstanding member of the borgeois.
The scene: Chief Engineer's office. Lizzy Jerquad the lizard chef is wearing a George Melons mask and is currently pillaging the CE's locker.
Tranquilizer the emagged cyborg enters the room.
Tranquilizer declares "YOU ARE NOT HUMAN!"
Lizzy Jerquad exclaims "Yesss I am! Look at my human face!"
Tranquilizer declares "THEN YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!"
Lizzy Jerquad exclaims "WAIT! NO!"
Tranquilizer declares "EXTERMINATE!"
Lizzy Jerquad screams Lizzy Jerquad explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!