Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Admiral jimbob]

Spigot The Bear [145.9] exclaims, "Who wants grog and super hairgrownium? Because they're serving... NOW!"
Devin Jowers takes a sip from the glass bottle.
Osbourne Wolff asks, "Now where is that Hairgrownium grog you promised?"
Devin Jowers takes a sip from the glass bottle.
Spigot The Bear points to the glass bottle
Devin Jowers explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
Spigot The Bear says, "...oh"
Captain Sluggo Jones explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
Erev Desmere asks, "What's with the sudden gibben's disease?"
Captain Cayden Sauter slurs, "duaff'sh shome damn good gage"
Captain Spigot The Bear [145.9] slurs, "my gogghffailsh are having an inthfereshffing shide effegff"
Captain Spigot The Bear [145.9] slurs, "due gapffain ish manly enough ffo ffage iff"
Captain Spigot The Bear [145.9] slurs, "are YOU?"
Captain Lief Reade explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
Captain Misty Rainbow explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
Captain Rick Auman slurs, "Obvioushly you gan'ff handle due booze of due ffrue piraffesh!"
Captain Rick Auman explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
Captain Alex Snake explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!