Goonhub
01-05-2014, 10:46 AM
Time for a stupid idea!
Syndicate comicbook
cost: 10 telecrystal
For assitants and quartermasters
Centcom has banned them due to the crudly drawn syndicate stickmen blow up the station while the crew hit eachover with toolboxes and then fart on eachother faces.On the back few pages their on adds for cheap crappy syndicate toys and a slot for money and telescrystals.
Toys go from 1000 to 100000 dollors each and require 100 ecrystals for each shipment (meaning you can buy a bunch of toys in advance and have them sent for the 100 rystals)
Some ideas i have are
Hypno-watch- Allows you to have a 25% chance to turn a man ino a mindslave for 10 minutes, If you fail to do this you pass out for a minute due to falling into a deep sleep from the attempt..when asleep there is a 50% chance you become the mindslave of the person you tried hypontizing
X-ray glasses- Funky looking design somehow turns everything into the space sprite but the humans who turn into unknown skeletons...everytime you put it on you gain a 1% chance for it to get stuck so for example if you put it on 5 times it has a 5% chance of getting stuck on your face intill someone takes it off for you. Has an easy to see sprite
Grow a clown- place the packet into a cup of water and watch in amazement (fear) as your very own minture clown and/or clown spiders pop out to spread joy (murder and nightmares) to everyone on the station Including YOU! Grow a clown is made from All natural clown tears and the radiated waste from the hole that used to be china in till centcom blew it up using the moon! (Side effect of placing the packet into water may or may not include cluwning of yourself or the next person you touch, gibbing into clown spiders, and A horrifying virus of death and destruction (orange you glad I didn't say banana)
Stink bombs- an easily broken beaker of assistant’s farts harvested from placing a fake captain on the floor of the bar of ss13. Throwing it makes a giant ball of gas that stinks up the room and will knock anyone not wearing a gas-mask for 3 seconds. The thrower has a 25% chance to pass out even if he is wearing the gasmask meaning it is a good object for a ninja like escape
dog poo-(cost 100000000000000000 credits) cheap plastic dog poo that when placed on the floor it can't be removed....plays never going to give you up when a person tries to pick up.....Warning using it may or may not cause a horde of angry assistants to swarm you for tricking them (Eating the fake poo is NOT recommended)
The syndicate wants you to invent their Next cheap and crappy toy that will most likely harm the user when used (basically think of syndicate versions of toys that you can find on the back of a comic book that has a good chance of harming the syndicate agent but is useful when it doesn't)
Syndicate comicbook
cost: 10 telecrystal
For assitants and quartermasters
Centcom has banned them due to the crudly drawn syndicate stickmen blow up the station while the crew hit eachover with toolboxes and then fart on eachother faces.On the back few pages their on adds for cheap crappy syndicate toys and a slot for money and telescrystals.
Toys go from 1000 to 100000 dollors each and require 100 ecrystals for each shipment (meaning you can buy a bunch of toys in advance and have them sent for the 100 rystals)
Some ideas i have are
Hypno-watch- Allows you to have a 25% chance to turn a man ino a mindslave for 10 minutes, If you fail to do this you pass out for a minute due to falling into a deep sleep from the attempt..when asleep there is a 50% chance you become the mindslave of the person you tried hypontizing
X-ray glasses- Funky looking design somehow turns everything into the space sprite but the humans who turn into unknown skeletons...everytime you put it on you gain a 1% chance for it to get stuck so for example if you put it on 5 times it has a 5% chance of getting stuck on your face intill someone takes it off for you. Has an easy to see sprite
Grow a clown- place the packet into a cup of water and watch in amazement (fear) as your very own minture clown and/or clown spiders pop out to spread joy (murder and nightmares) to everyone on the station Including YOU! Grow a clown is made from All natural clown tears and the radiated waste from the hole that used to be china in till centcom blew it up using the moon! (Side effect of placing the packet into water may or may not include cluwning of yourself or the next person you touch, gibbing into clown spiders, and A horrifying virus of death and destruction (orange you glad I didn't say banana)
Stink bombs- an easily broken beaker of assistant’s farts harvested from placing a fake captain on the floor of the bar of ss13. Throwing it makes a giant ball of gas that stinks up the room and will knock anyone not wearing a gas-mask for 3 seconds. The thrower has a 25% chance to pass out even if he is wearing the gasmask meaning it is a good object for a ninja like escape
dog poo-(cost 100000000000000000 credits) cheap plastic dog poo that when placed on the floor it can't be removed....plays never going to give you up when a person tries to pick up.....Warning using it may or may not cause a horde of angry assistants to swarm you for tricking them (Eating the fake poo is NOT recommended)
The syndicate wants you to invent their Next cheap and crappy toy that will most likely harm the user when used (basically think of syndicate versions of toys that you can find on the back of a comic book that has a good chance of harming the syndicate agent but is useful when it doesn't)