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01-01-2014, 01:51 PM
Time Cannon
Price: A lot
It's a cannon. It shoots time. 50 years worth, specifically. Has a battery, recharges automatically over time like the radbow, holds a good number of shots.
Anything hit by the time cannon is aged 50 years. Walls turn into rusty walls which can be smashed with blunt objects. Doors rust shut. Windows and tables crack and splinter. Computers and lights burn out. Cameras break, floor panels split, various objects lying around break and turn into scrap.
Borgs are pretty sturdy, so shooting one of them just runs down their power supply instantly and makes one or two limbs fall off. Humans are aged 50 years. If they're still under 90 nothing really happens. Being over 90 induces a number of painful old person ailments, slowing them to a walking speed and giving them poor eyesight. Once they reach 150 they go either deaf or blind, and being over 200 carries a constant risk of heart failure. It does not stun or do any actual damage on hit.
Basically it has a lot of utility in fucking things up and is especially good against borgs. Shooting a human once is just annoying. Emptying it into someone is pretty nasty for them though.
Price: A lot
It's a cannon. It shoots time. 50 years worth, specifically. Has a battery, recharges automatically over time like the radbow, holds a good number of shots.
Anything hit by the time cannon is aged 50 years. Walls turn into rusty walls which can be smashed with blunt objects. Doors rust shut. Windows and tables crack and splinter. Computers and lights burn out. Cameras break, floor panels split, various objects lying around break and turn into scrap.
Borgs are pretty sturdy, so shooting one of them just runs down their power supply instantly and makes one or two limbs fall off. Humans are aged 50 years. If they're still under 90 nothing really happens. Being over 90 induces a number of painful old person ailments, slowing them to a walking speed and giving them poor eyesight. Once they reach 150 they go either deaf or blind, and being over 200 carries a constant risk of heart failure. It does not stun or do any actual damage on hit.
Basically it has a lot of utility in fucking things up and is especially good against borgs. Shooting a human once is just annoying. Emptying it into someone is pretty nasty for them though.