Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Lavastage]

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OOC: ClockworkCupcake: merry... new year...?
A blinding light envelops Matchoh Men!
A group of micro men suddenly materializes!
the matchoe men has been hit by the gift.
OOC: AffableGiraffe: jesus christ
Pedro Taylor has been hit by the gift.
Micro Man rages at Santa Claus!
Micro Man rages at Santa Claus!
Micro Man rages at Santa Claus!
Micro Man rages at Santa Claus!
Micro Man rages at Santa Claus!
Micro Man rages at Santa Claus!
Micro Man rages at Santa Claus!
Micro Man rages at Santa Claus!
Micro Man rages at Santa Claus!
Pedro Taylor has been hit by the gift.
Matchoh Men goes pale for a second.
Matchoh Men groans.
Santa Claus casts out a whole shitload of snacks from nowhere!
Bill Braski has been hit by the frozen yoghurt.
FRIEND COMPUTER has been hit by the ice cream.
Macho Men has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus casts out a whole shitload of snacks from nowhere!
Santa Claus throws out a bunch of Christmas presents from nowhere!
OOC: Mask2697: I respawned as a comatos emachoma nwh omy headspider infested
OOC: Bobbehluvspropane: The fuck
Mahtzoh Maenn has grabbed Unknown passively!
the matchoe men has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
OOC: willfrey: Macho throw i sawesome
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
the matchoe men has been hit by Egg Nog.
Bill Braski has been hit by the frozen yoghurt.
FRIEND COMPUTER has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
Macho Men has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
Santa Claus has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
Santa Claus has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
Santa Claus has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
Santa Claus has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
Santa Claus has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
Santa Claus has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
Santa Claus has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
Mahtzoh Maenn has been hit by the sugar cookie.
OOC: bioniccrow: HOHOHOHOHO
OOC: waffels5000: I LOVE THE ADMIN
Restarting in 25 seconds
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
the werewolf has been hit by the apple pie.
Bill Braski has been hit by the granola bar.
FRIEND COMPUTER has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Macho Men has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
FRIEND COMPUTER has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Macho Men has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
OOC: flashvium: ho ho hold the fuck up it's not christmas
OOC: Mask2697: apperently he wa scomatose
Mahtzoh Maenn has grabbed Unknown aggressively (now hands)!
Santa Claus has been hit by Egg Nog.
the werewolf has been hit by the ice cream.
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
OOC: Bobbehluvspropane: Wonk
the werewolf howls proudly!
werewolf spiral kicks Bill Braski!
werewolf jump kicks Bill Braski!
Santa Claus flips in Santa Claus's general direction.
Santa Claus says, "wha"
Santa Claus casts out a whole shitload of snacks from nowhere!
Santa Claus has been hit by the frozen yoghurt.
Santa Claus flips in Santa Claus's general direction.
Santa Claus has been hit by the apple pie.
OOC: Wonkeydong: matcho man threw me and my game disconnected
OOC: Bobbehluvspropane: happy new year
Santa Claus has been hit by the sugar cookie.
Santa Claus has been hit by the frozen yoghurt.
Santa Claus poofs away in a puff of cold, snowy air!
Santa Claus poofs away in a puff of cold, snowy air!
Santa Claus sharts! That's just nasty.
Mahtzoh Maenn picks up Unknown by the throat!
Mahtzoh Maenn crashes into the table!
werewolf [145.9] snarls, "SSSAANTTAA CCLLAAAUUSS MMAADDEE AAA FAART!!!!!!!"
werewolf snarls, "SSSAANTTAA CCLLAAAUUSS MMAADDEE AAA FAART!!!!!!!"
Mahcho Man appears to wake from the dead, having healed all wounds.
the werewolf heart-punches Henry Case!
OOC: Lavastage: the tree burnt down
Mahtzoh Maenn begins intensely staring Unknown in the eyes!
OOC: Mask2697: my headspider put me i na comatose macho man
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Santa Claus throws out a bunch of Christmas presents from nowhere!
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
Mahtzoh Maenn crashes into the table!
Unknown starts violently convulsing!
the werewolf has been hit by the gift.
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
Santa Claus says, "ho ho no"
Mahcho Man pees themselves a little bit.
Macho Men mutters to himself.
Martinez Lebowski gasps.
Mahcho Man clotheslines FRIEND COMPUTER into oblivion!
Santa Claus has been hit by FRIEND COMPUTER.
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
Santa Claus has been hit by the gift.
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Mahcho Man clotheslines Santa Claus into oblivion!
Santa Claus has been hit by Santa Claus.
Santa Claus has been hit by Santa Claus.
Santa Claus has been hit by Santa Claus.
Santa Claus has been hit by Santa Claus.
Santa Claus has been hit by Santa Claus.
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Matchoh Men has grabbed Santa Claus passively!
Santa Claus casts out a whole shitload of snacks from nowhere!
FRIEND COMPUTER has been hit by the chocolate bar.
the werewolf has been hit by the chocolate bar.
FRIEND COMPUTER has been hit by the frozen yoghurt.
Santa Claus has been hit by Egg Nog.
Pedro Taylor throws the basketball.
Santa Claus flips in Santa Claus's general direction.
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown instantly vaporizes into a cloud of blood!
Unknown changes back into a human!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Matchoh Men has grabbed Santa Claus aggressively (now hands)!
Mahcho Man has grabbed Martinez Lebowski aggressively!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Matchoh Men starts spinning around Santa Claus!
OOC: Lucian977: I HOPE FOR THIS AGAIN NEXT ROUND
Santa Claus poofs away in a puff of cold, snowy air!
Santa Claus says, "nooo"
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Mahcho Man aggressively grabs Santa Claus!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
The werewolf pees themselves a little bit.
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Santa Claus says, "nooooo"
Mahcho Man gently picks up Martinez Lebowski!
Santa Claus calls on the power of Christmas to heal everyone!
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Mahtzoh Maenn clotheslines Santa Claus into oblivion!
Pedro Taylor has been hit by Santa Claus.
Mahtzoh Maenn clotheslines Santa Claus into oblivion!
Pedro Taylor has been hit by Santa Claus.
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
the werewolf spits acid at Henry Case!
Mahcho Man closes its eyes in silent macho prayer!
Mahtzoh Maenn clotheslines Santa Claus into oblivion!
the werewolf has been hit by Santa Claus.
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
OOC: Wonkeydong: how many did i eat
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Mahtzoh Maenn aggressively grabs Santa Claus!
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Santa Claus summons the warmth of a nice toasty fireplace!
Santa Claus flips in Santa Claus's general direction.
Pedro Taylor throws the basketball.
Santa Claus has been hit by the basketball.
Santa Claus catches the basketball!
The matchoe men mutters to himself.
Mahtzoh Maenn crushes Santa Claus's ribcage open like a bag of chips!
A blinding light envelops Mahcho Man!
Shambling Abomination gently picks up Santa Claus!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Micro Man charges at Santa Claus!
Santa Claus casts out a whole shitload of snacks from nowhere!
Santa Claus has been hit by the frozen yoghurt.
Shambling Abomination closes its eyes in silent macho prayer!
Santa Claus has been hit by the chocolate bar.
Matchoh Men flings Santa Claus with all of his might!
Mahtzoh Maenn has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
Santa Claus has been hit by the ice cream.
Mahtzoh Maenn lets out an angry warcry!
Santa Claus has been hit by Egg Nog.
Santa Claus has been hit by the sugar cookie.
OOC: HihoChirho: we all ate too many
the werewolf has been hit by Little Danny's Snack Cake.
Mahtzoh Maenn has been hit by the granola bar.
Mahtzoh Maenn clotheslines the werewolf into oblivion!
Santa Claus has been hit by the werewolf.
Micro Man kicks Santa Claus with his shoes!
the werewolf has been hit by the granola bar.
Santa Claus has been hit by Egg Nog.
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Micro Man headbutts Santa Claus!
Micro Man punches Santa Claus in the stomach!
Santa Claus's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Santa Claus screams!
Santa Claus's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Mahtzoh Maenn's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Mahtzoh Maenn yells out a battle cry!
the werewolf changes back into a human!
the werewolf changes back into a human!
matchoh maenn's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Santa Claus's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Macho Men's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Macho Men yells out a battle cry!
Macho Men's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Macho Men yells out a battle cry!
Santa Claus's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Santa Claus's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Santa Claus screams!
Santa Claus's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Santa Claus's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
OOC: waffels5000: Rip
The matchoh maenn drools.
Mahtzoh Maenn clotheslines FRIEND COMPUTER into oblivion!
the floor has been hit by Shambling Abomination with the grab
Santa Claus seizes up and falls limp, its eyes dead and lifeless...
Santa Claus summons the warmth of a nice toasty fireplace!
the werewolf changes back into a human!
OOC: bioniccrow: JEEZ
A blinding light envelops Shambling Abomination!
Matchoh Men attempts to attack Shambling Abomination!
OOC: waffels5000: All of us
Shambling Abomination parries Matchoh Men's attack, knocking them to the ground!
OOC: bioniccrow: GIB BOMB
The werewolf flexes her muscles.
OOC: Wonkeydong: i ate like 4 krampuses
OOC: coolguye: as every round should end
Mahtzoh Maenn aggressively grabs Macho Men!
Mahtzoh Maenn menacingly grabs Macho Men by the chest!
OOC: willfrey: Throw is awesome
OOC: Mask2697: I LIVED
OOC: Mask2697: LING POWER
Mahtzoh Maenn begins tearing Macho Men limb from limb!
Macho Men's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Macho Men yells out a battle cry!
Macho Men's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Macho Men yells out a battle cry!
Santa Claus flops on the floor like a fish.