i believe you have my stapler

[Captain_Bravo]

How about also making it so that if you click on a uniform with a pair of scissors, it brings up options to cut the cloth into:

Cutoff shorts, for those Daisy Duke enthusiasts out there.
Blindfold, for those who don't want to break into the bridge and steal the captain's.
Eyepatch, to complement your grog-induced piratism.

etc.