Goonhub
12-29-2013, 01:10 PM
I just had one of the best traitor rounds ever. I spawned as a Scientist traitor with these objectives:
Objective #1: Try to make everyone hate a job department of your choice, through misdirection and slander. This objective is not tracked and will automatically succeed, so just have fun with it!
Objective #2: Die a glorious death.
I managed to rile the crew up through radio reports and slander into a massive protest, then Deadter Chesman suggested it become a piss protest. We were literally just chain-pissing outside security. It suddenly kicked up a gear when the HoS was killed in front of the protesters by Prospector Pete and I, next thing I know the entire crew has turned on sec and they purge the station of the officers. A massive brawl broke out between some of the protesters and sec, and the rest dug a tunnel through the brig so they could piss INSIDE security.
It was glorious. After the fight I told my comrades to come to the bar for their prize for cleansing the station. Their prize was me killing myself to activate my 10 microbomb implants. Heh. There were gibs and limbs all over the bar.
DEAD: Ghost (Deadter Chesman) wails, "So, what remains of the pissurection: blood on the floor, an electropack, strait jackets, empty water bottles (EVERYWHERE), an easy way to get into security, and two corpses buckled into chairs
DEAD: Ghost (Deadter Chesman) laments, "SUCCESS."
All in all, I would say I succeeded my objectives rather well.
Objective #1: Try to make everyone hate a job department of your choice, through misdirection and slander. This objective is not tracked and will automatically succeed, so just have fun with it!
Objective #2: Die a glorious death.
I managed to rile the crew up through radio reports and slander into a massive protest, then Deadter Chesman suggested it become a piss protest. We were literally just chain-pissing outside security. It suddenly kicked up a gear when the HoS was killed in front of the protesters by Prospector Pete and I, next thing I know the entire crew has turned on sec and they purge the station of the officers. A massive brawl broke out between some of the protesters and sec, and the rest dug a tunnel through the brig so they could piss INSIDE security.
It was glorious. After the fight I told my comrades to come to the bar for their prize for cleansing the station. Their prize was me killing myself to activate my 10 microbomb implants. Heh. There were gibs and limbs all over the bar.
DEAD: Ghost (Deadter Chesman) wails, "So, what remains of the pissurection: blood on the floor, an electropack, strait jackets, empty water bottles (EVERYWHERE), an easy way to get into security, and two corpses buckled into chairs
DEAD: Ghost (Deadter Chesman) laments, "SUCCESS."
All in all, I would say I succeeded my objectives rather well.