Best moments ever thread 2.0

[BlackPhoenix]

Asiaq the seal and I, lone survivors of the sealary massacre. We were bombed, Draco came to our aid. All I could do was gasp and point at the seal. It's life held more value. Draco understood and made sure it escaped. But suddenly another bomb. Asiaq NOOOOOO.

Aphtonites then played funeral music.

But, what's that? Within the safe confines of the market, protected from the hungry singularity by the valor of a single Jebediah Flarearms and his suicidal nature, WILLY LIVES!