Goonhub
12-24-2013, 12:55 PM
For traitor botanists, the Syndi-Grow Plant Formula!
The idea is that the formula would turn plants into a mutation available only through application of the formula. These mutation would turn the plants into wacky and strange sources of tools! Carrots would make a single use knife! Melons would turn into a better throwing weapon! Weed would turn into an extreme deathweed with some sort of hellish poison! Asomna would contain bath salts! I'm going to make a tidier list of ideas now!
Bananas : They could grow into peels that could be as bad as slipping on lube.
Apples : Apples could turn into gross crab-apples that give people food poisoning, it would probably hurt if you threw one.
Chilies : Maybe they could contain phlogiston or some other fiery substance?
Grass : It grows extra tall, slowing people down and being an eyesore.
Fungus: Since fungi are major decomposers, maybe you could stuff corpses in the tray to make them rot faster? I think someone suggested something along these lines.
The idea is that the formula would turn plants into a mutation available only through application of the formula. These mutation would turn the plants into wacky and strange sources of tools! Carrots would make a single use knife! Melons would turn into a better throwing weapon! Weed would turn into an extreme deathweed with some sort of hellish poison! Asomna would contain bath salts! I'm going to make a tidier list of ideas now!
Bananas : They could grow into peels that could be as bad as slipping on lube.
Apples : Apples could turn into gross crab-apples that give people food poisoning, it would probably hurt if you threw one.
Chilies : Maybe they could contain phlogiston or some other fiery substance?
Grass : It grows extra tall, slowing people down and being an eyesore.
Fungus: Since fungi are major decomposers, maybe you could stuff corpses in the tray to make them rot faster? I think someone suggested something along these lines.