Goonhub
12-20-2013, 07:54 PM
SPACEMAN CAROL TIME
Twas the week before spacemas and I'm already scared.
The station has fallen into disrepair.
As Faffotron's attacking and making disaster!
Security is all dead, they can't see what's a matter!
AI is rouge, Beepsky is too!
Genetics is blown up, that's more dead crew!
As some crewman mindslaved and evil their master!
I just wish the escape shuttle WOULD COME SO MUCH FASTER!
Jay wolff is rampaging, and hooked on his meth
there is a smell of whiskey under the captain's breath.
So remember small children if given the choice!
This job is to die for, good girls and boys.
Twas the week before spacemas and I'm already scared.
The station has fallen into disrepair.
As Faffotron's attacking and making disaster!
Security is all dead, they can't see what's a matter!
AI is rouge, Beepsky is too!
Genetics is blown up, that's more dead crew!
As some crewman mindslaved and evil their master!
I just wish the escape shuttle WOULD COME SO MUCH FASTER!
Jay wolff is rampaging, and hooked on his meth
there is a smell of whiskey under the captain's breath.
So remember small children if given the choice!
This job is to die for, good girls and boys.