Tasers are bad. Stun bullets too.

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I like the idea of the dauntesa security department but HOS being fat might make HOS significantly less robust. (but it means HOS has to ride a segway around, which seems funny)

of course HOS could just sit in his office and yell at officers all day every day while stuffing his face with donuts.

YOU IDIOTS, YOU MADE ME GET OFF MY CHAIR! YOU KNOW THE DOCTOR SAYS I CAN'T HAVE PHYSICAL ACTIVITY!