Combine Glasses & Mechanics efficiency upgrade

[babayetu83]

let people combine as many types of glasses as they want with a staplegun

like apply thermals to mesons, apply thermalmesons to prodocs, apply thermalmesonprodocs to sunglasses, staple them all together, congratulations on putting that engineering degree to good use

downside is that when someone hits you in the head it smashes your horrifying frankengoggles and now you're blind and need medbay to extract 50 glass shards from your head through the literal fountain of blood spraying from your eyes

further strikes short out your half-assed, staple filled electrical system and set your head on fire, and then begin driving the glass shards into your brain until your head resembles a plastic bag filled with chunky tomato soup and you're deeply regretting your decision to play god with eyewear

so now you manage to escape, and stumble blindly through the corridors. people avoid you as your desperate cries for help send shards of glass spraying from your mouth and your flaming skull makes you look like some kind of satanic embodiment of pain as you scream and shotgun broken glass at random passerby before finally collapsing in a smouldering yet bloody heap

i like this idea

there needs to be more fun gruesome things