Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Lavastage]

This is a generator.
Current Output: 90.559 TW
Pressure: 5.66197e+10 kPa
Tranquilizer (weak) states, "Output is currently at 86 terawatts."
Isaac Richter gasps, "aahhh, thhaatt eexxxxppllaanss iitt"
Isaac Richter gasps, "eeessccaaappe isssuppeeerr hhheetttteeddd"
The space melts!
DEAD: Ghost (Isaac Richter) laments, "non-paper objects are catching on fire near escape now"
Oddball Rhinehart throws the flashlight.
the flashlight catches on fire!
DEAD: Ghost (Isaac Richter) laments, "yeah just being adjacent to that area killed me within 90 seconds 10 minutes ago"
DEAD: Ghost (Oddball Rhinehart) wails, "Touch, about 2 seconds later, DEAD"

Spoiler!