Best moments ever thread 2.0

[McDogles]

Law and Order: Space Victims Unit.
Starring:
Sundance Feely: The angry accused HoS
Aquinass the dumb: The mistreated wizard
Alan: The witness, and commander of personnel
THE JUDGE: THE JUDGE
Ensign: The notorious space attorney at law
The AI: The mild mannered peace-keeper
Kiki: The insane revolutionary and denounced Captain
Zander: The assistant who took up arms to fight for order
Everyone else: The mixture of angry rioters and other important people who probably should be in the story but I forget their names.

I know this is old, but I was the one who started the riot, by yelling "BULLSHIT" when Sundnace was declared not guilty, setting him on fire with my flamethrower, and running out of the room, only to come back about five minutes later with a plasma canister...