Goonhub
12-07-2013, 02:45 AM
When I play security I try to follow the example of my favorite TV cop: Chief Wiggum. So one day a brobot named Honkachu was trying to lead me to a bomb by sound. However, I couldn't tell where I was supposed to go and I wanted to live long enough to be elegible for a nanotrasen pension, so I did what any self-respecting officer would do: Ticket honkachu for noise violations until the bomb went off. We both survived, although research was cut off from the rest of the station, and the brobot was probably pissed. But making people happy's not in my job description. I'm a sec officer, not a damn clown.