Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Chike101]

You have my utmost respect for making puns on this station of fun-haters. May I recommend you for the Purple Heart-

Clown Man [145.9] queries, "Hey hey, what do you call a clown that tells terrible jokes?"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "A clown!"
Will Nonya [145.9] says, "No, A dead man"