Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Dabir]

When I'm a cyborg I like to run Mega Man themed gimmicks. One such is Clown Man - scuttle off to the clown suit, grab the mask, put it on in tool storage, and thus begins my thousand year reign of puns, cut short by being bludgeoned to death by two total nerd funhaters with fire extinguishers. I lost the first half of this round due to closing the game when a huge lagspike hit, but I saved most of it. It had some great jokes, too.

Clown Man [145.9] queries, "Hey hey, what happened to the Janitor's leg when he slipped on his own wet floor?"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "It got a clean break!"
Clown Man [145.9] states, "HONK"
Napstablook McSpooks [145.9] says, "Heee heeeeeeee"

Clown Man [145.9] queries, "Hey, why don't clowns tell jokes in space?"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "Because nobody can hear you scream!"

Clown Man [145.9] queries, "Hey hey, what do you call a clown that tells terrible jokes?"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "A clown!"
Will Nonya [145.9] says, "No, A dead man"

Will Nonya [145.9] says, "I think medbay blew up"
Braxton Eckhardstein [145.9] says, "uhhh"
Annie Direction [145.9] asks, "The fuck blew up that time?"
Will Nonya [145.9] says, "OR somewhere near ir"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "Sounds like a horrendously destructive explosion is rockign the station, causing untold damage!"
Clown Man [145.9] states, "But enough about the captain's farts..."
Clown Man [145.9] states, "HONK"

Lamar Hopkins [145.9] exclaims, "Frank Castle is a bad dude, he keeps shoving people into the roller coaster without their permission!"
Lamar Hopkins [145.9] exclaims, "Im calling the police!"
Lamar Hopkins [145.9] says, "Oh wait I am the police, and im stuck."
Lamar Hopkins [145.9] says, "Cool."
Clown Man [145.9] queries, "What did the security guard do when he got stuck in disposals?"
Clown Man [145.9] states, "HONK"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "Put a request in the pipeline!"
Annie Direction [145.9] exclaims, "BOOOO!"

Clown Man [145.9] queries, "Hey hey, what did the Janitor do when he went to medbay?"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "Cleaned the place!"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "It's bloody filthy!"
Clown Man [145.9] states, "HONK"

Clown Man [145.9] queries, "Hey hey, how do you call the emergency shuttle?"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "Call it by anything you like, it's a shuttle, it won't mind!"
Clown Man [145.9] states, "HONK"

Pubbie James [145.9] asks, "Is there any medical staff left?"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "There's never any medical staff left! Didn't you know the doctor is always right?!"
Clown Man [145.9] states, "HONK"

For this next one, I should note that I'd also been working with a roboticist to abuse the fuck out of a great borg interaction: by equipping the flashlight, turning it on, storing it and switching modules, you can have multiple flashlights on at once. I'd amassed about six or seven of the things all stacked on top of me and was glowing with the intensity of a medium-sized star.

Clown Man states, "You'll note that I'm a shining example of a clown"
Clown Man states, "HONK"
Sundance Feely farts voraciously.
Clown Man queries, "Know how I got this bright?"
Sundance Feely says, "nope"
Clown Man states, "Good parents and a decent education."
Clown Man states, "HONK"
Elder Muffin says, "boo"

Clown Man [145.9] queries, "Hey hey, what do you call a mean son of a bitch who'll lock you up and throw away the key?"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "Officer!"
Clown Man [145.9] states, "HONK"
Annie Direction [145.9] says, "Oh my god clown if I get off this ride I am going to make you pay for these jokes."
Napstablook McSpooks [145.9] says, "Hee hee hee."
Lia Alliman [145.9] slurs, "Going for anthfi-humor ,huh glown Man?"
Lamar Hopkins [145.9] says, "I AM GOING TO FIND THE RIDE OPERATOR AND DO THINGS TO HIM"
Lamar Hopkins [145.9] says, "AS I HAVE BEEN NOTENJOYING THIS RIDE FOR TOO LONG"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "Anti-humour? I was hoping it would make people cry Uncle!"
Clown Man [145.9] states, "HONK"
Annie Direction [145.9] asks, "Where's the joke clown?? WHERE'S THE JOKE?"

Clown Man [145.9] queries, "What did the vampire say to the sun?"
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "Glow away!"
Clown Man [145.9] states, "HONK"
Annie Direction says, "Go run out an airlock clown."
Napstablook McSpooks [145.9] says, "GAHAHAHAHA"
Napstablook McSpooks [145.9] says, "Hee."

Elder Muffin hits Clown Man's head with the fire extinguisher!
Elder Muffin swings at Clown Man with the fire extinguisher, but misses!
Elder Muffin swings at Clown Man with the fire extinguisher, but misses!
Annie Direction says, "Stand still clown."
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "TRAITOROUS JERK TRYING TO KILL ME WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!"
Elder Muffin hits Clown Man's head with the fire extinguisher!
Annie Direction [145.9] says, "Clown's disobeying orders."
Annie Direction [145.9] says, "I told him to stand still."
Elder Muffin hits Clown Man's head with the fire extinguisher!
Clown Man states, "Ah, damn you, I guess law 2 overrides 3"
Elder Muffin swings at Clown Man with the fire extinguisher, but misses!
Elder Muffin hits Clown Man's head with the fire extinguisher!
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "Save me!"
Elder Muffin swings at Clown Man with the fire extinguisher, but misses!
Elder Muffin hits Clown Man's head with the fire extinguisher!
Sundance Feely disarms Elder Muffin!
Clown Man [145.9] declares, "I'm being killed!"
Elder Muffin hits Clown Man's head with the fire extinguisher!
Clown Man's head breaks apart!
Reaver Jones disarms Elder Muffin!
Clown Man completley stops moving and shuts down...
Reaver Jones says, "MURDER"
Lance Stahl slurs, "NNNuuuuuuuuu -- BBBooorrrgg BBorrg BBoorrgg!"
Lance Stahl screams!
Elder Muffin says, "horrible jokes"
DEAD: Ghost (Clown Man) wails, "NO"
DEAD: Ghost (Clown Man) wails, "NOOOOOO"

DEAD: Ghost (Clown Man) laments, "taken before my time"
DEAD: Ghost (Clown Man) laments, "AND MY TIME WAS NEVER"

But my passing was appropriately mourned.

DEAD: Ghost (Cherry Fields) wails, "what's blue and funny"
DEAD: Ghost (Clown Man) moans, "I don't know, what is blue and funny?"
DEAD: Ghost (Cherry Fields) wails, "a dead clown"
DEAD: Ghost (Clown Man) grumps, "DAMN YOU"

Annie Direction says, "And no one important died today."
Elder Muffin says, "The clown had his last laugh."

OOC: Sundance420: elder muffin why did you murder the clown
OOC: Sundance420: clownborg*
OOC: Bologna Prime: He really made me cringe in pun.

So overall, a pretty good round. And now I can never be Clown Man again; I don't think I could ever do better.