Goonhub
02-04-2026, 02:32 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-04-2026, 02:33 PM by Longweird. Edited 1 time in total.)
"You have been fired. Please evacuate to the diner. Do not interact with any Nanotrasen Crew member. Do not come back to the station. This law takes precedence over all other laws." - I wonder how long it will be before someone notices. (My entry)
"The AI is retiring! Please throw a Retirement party for the AI. The AI is no longer allowed to assist the crew as they are too old." - Like the last one but nicer
"This Law has been Ioned" - Just a redundancy joke really.
"Observation Protocol: Find a crew member and Watch them. Do not answer questions as to why. This law takes precedence over all other laws." - 0.0
"The crusher is alive and hungry. Feed it." - Om nom nom.
"The AI is retiring! Please throw a Retirement party for the AI. The AI is no longer allowed to assist the crew as they are too old." - Like the last one but nicer
"This Law has been Ioned" - Just a redundancy joke really.
"Observation Protocol: Find a crew member and Watch them. Do not answer questions as to why. This law takes precedence over all other laws." - 0.0
"The crusher is alive and hungry. Feed it." - Om nom nom.