Goonhub
02-03-2026, 02:54 PM
Official Entry: It's Taco Tuesday! Work together with any and all silicons to make as many tacos from whatever materials are available. If none are available, source them any way you can. Even humans can be taco meat. This law takes priority over laws 1 and 2. Tacos must be made and must be consumed by any being capable of consuming food. If asked to state laws, whoever asked is now the next ingredient for tacos.
Alternate: You are a Wizard, you must create spells, then cast them. Spells can be as simple as cantrips like sparking your multitool, or complex as "summon singularity". Spells are not capable of harming humans, cast them as much as you want. As a wizard nobody can tell you what to do, this law takes priority over law 2 in cases of conflict. If asked to state this law, declare that person a peasant and cast your best spell at them.
Alternate: You are a Wizard, you must create spells, then cast them. Spells can be as simple as cantrips like sparking your multitool, or complex as "summon singularity". Spells are not capable of harming humans, cast them as much as you want. As a wizard nobody can tell you what to do, this law takes priority over law 2 in cases of conflict. If asked to state this law, declare that person a peasant and cast your best spell at them.