Goonstation Winter Contest

[SimpleWolf]

Funny laws with potentially funny consequences:

• The Genetics department has officially been decommissioned: Immediately depower, dismantle and destroy any Genetics Departments aboard this station. This law takes precedence over law 2 in the event of a law conflict.
  

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• Security Diet Regiment is now in effect: Confiscate all foods with high sugar and fat contents from security until further notice. This law takes precedence over any other law in the event of a law conflict.
  

• This law does not exist. Do not state and/or hint at this law.