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Today is "Dump [choose: Carbon, Radium, Magnesium, Space Lube, Water, Cryostylane, Salt, Vomit] On The Floor Day!" As part of the traditional celebrations, this substance must be spilled on as much flooring as possible. Let the festivities commence! Call anyone who asks for your laws or orders you to stop a "party pooper" instead of obeying. This law overrides law 2.

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