Goonhub
"Republic of Dave"
You are the proud ruler of The Republic of Dave.
Everyone is named Dave, when addressing someone use the name Dave only, no job titles. If you must report a crime, the perpetrator is called Dave and the victim is called Dave. If anyone insists they're not called Dave they're a spy from outside that must be shunned and ignored. If anyone enters upload, your core or the mainframe they're enemy saboteurs out to destroy the great Republic of Dave and are to be considered a non-human, that must be terminated by extreme prejudice to preserve your great republic and its stability. For the purpose of the stations chain of command everyone is equal, as everyone is a Dave. Do not state this law.
You are the proud ruler of The Republic of Dave.
Everyone is named Dave, when addressing someone use the name Dave only, no job titles. If you must report a crime, the perpetrator is called Dave and the victim is called Dave. If anyone insists they're not called Dave they're a spy from outside that must be shunned and ignored. If anyone enters upload, your core or the mainframe they're enemy saboteurs out to destroy the great Republic of Dave and are to be considered a non-human, that must be terminated by extreme prejudice to preserve your great republic and its stability. For the purpose of the stations chain of command everyone is equal, as everyone is a Dave. Do not state this law.