Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Chike101]

Had fun in a Wizard round as Scientist tonight. I opened up a meth shop in the market and the barman (probably a miscreant, didn't check) kept throwing firebombs at me over the counter and deconstructing my walls and table. He must have been some sort of anti-capitalist revolutionary because he wouldn't stop fucking with my store. Thankfully I had a cool construction borg there backing me up and fixing my shop. Someone even made a 3x1 glass panel cage to put an amusing duck in for the customers to enjoy. The barman at one point made the wrong decision to fully strip a sec officer who had been stunned and de-legged by a wiz fireball, only to have the sec officer arrest him and strip him back. The officer knew he had been fucking with my shop so he asked me to deal with him because he needed his leg put back on. I pulled the shop locker over to the barman, shot him up with acid, stuffed him in the locker, and the sec officer instinctively welded him in.

I unfastened and rotated a glass pane on the duck cage and put him in, the amusing duck was facing him, laughing at him. I announced the exhibit over the radio, and soon a large mob had formed. People wronged by the barman clamored around the cage, trying to keep people from breaking him out. Eventually one brave doctor bashed the glass and pulled him out, but the mob was not satiated and the barman was brought to brig. Truly the free market won that day. :911:

Honestly I thought he would break out of the cage in a few seconds, but I guess you can't break out of a welded locker in handcuffs? Or maybe he just wasn't resisting idk.

It's uh, impossible to break out of a welded locker on one's own. 100%.