Goonhub
09-20-2012, 08:20 PM
My two favorite traitor runs, since that's what this seems to be:
1) Donut 1, I was a traitor with an emag and had gotten my hands on a decent ID. This was back when we had the old combustion engine which could be jettisoned to another z-level, there was a console in the engine core and another in the Bridge. I broke the computers inside engineering, cut all the cameras, then started screaming over the radio about a cloaker in Engineering Control.
All of security, the captain, the HoP and a few other crewmembers went hauling ass into the engine core to kill this supposed cloaker. I walked out right past them, welded the door to engineering, disabled it, built a wall behind it, then ran to the bridge and activated the engine ejection.
The screams of anger were fantastic. Most of the station population was trapped in deep space for the rest of the round as the ejected engineering core slowly ran out of air.
2) Donut 2, got the goal to kill monkeys as a chemist, decided to try a Gentleman Traitor approach. No direct violence, wore a fake mustache, bribed the RD and fellow chemist with fake mustaches. Thermited the monkey cage on Zeta then started brewing up a batch of Dr. Phinneas T. Cogwerks' Olde Tyme Hot Sauce ™ pills - 1000 degree napalm/neurotoxin/polyacid/steam in pill form. Went to the main station, bribed the bartender with another mustache in exchange for a tophat and waistcoat, then *nodded and *winked at a couple of security guards who gave me weird looks. They followed me silently for about a minute and just gave up and left when I tried to make polite conversation and asked about the weather with a lot of *winking emotes.
I still had to kill the genetics apes, so I scattered a bunch of my horrible patent medicines (labeled with my name on them) all over the Genetics lobby. Both geneticists got curious, walked out and ate those pills. They promptly both caught on fire, got brain damage, lost their faces and ran screaming off to medbay while I thermited the walls to their monkey pen down and spaced all their monkeys. Heard them screaming over the radio about someone poisoning them, so I took that as my cue to leave... scattered a bunch more pills around, then invited the bartender to come back to Zeta, he brought his liquor closet. We spent the rest of the round with the RD and other chemist doing hilarious Booze Science as the main station erupted with murders, paranoia and widespread death and destruction.
Turned out I was the only traitor, and the folks who were in a room with me were far safer than anyone on the main station.
1) Donut 1, I was a traitor with an emag and had gotten my hands on a decent ID. This was back when we had the old combustion engine which could be jettisoned to another z-level, there was a console in the engine core and another in the Bridge. I broke the computers inside engineering, cut all the cameras, then started screaming over the radio about a cloaker in Engineering Control.
All of security, the captain, the HoP and a few other crewmembers went hauling ass into the engine core to kill this supposed cloaker. I walked out right past them, welded the door to engineering, disabled it, built a wall behind it, then ran to the bridge and activated the engine ejection.
The screams of anger were fantastic. Most of the station population was trapped in deep space for the rest of the round as the ejected engineering core slowly ran out of air.
2) Donut 2, got the goal to kill monkeys as a chemist, decided to try a Gentleman Traitor approach. No direct violence, wore a fake mustache, bribed the RD and fellow chemist with fake mustaches. Thermited the monkey cage on Zeta then started brewing up a batch of Dr. Phinneas T. Cogwerks' Olde Tyme Hot Sauce ™ pills - 1000 degree napalm/neurotoxin/polyacid/steam in pill form. Went to the main station, bribed the bartender with another mustache in exchange for a tophat and waistcoat, then *nodded and *winked at a couple of security guards who gave me weird looks. They followed me silently for about a minute and just gave up and left when I tried to make polite conversation and asked about the weather with a lot of *winking emotes.
I still had to kill the genetics apes, so I scattered a bunch of my horrible patent medicines (labeled with my name on them) all over the Genetics lobby. Both geneticists got curious, walked out and ate those pills. They promptly both caught on fire, got brain damage, lost their faces and ran screaming off to medbay while I thermited the walls to their monkey pen down and spaced all their monkeys. Heard them screaming over the radio about someone poisoning them, so I took that as my cue to leave... scattered a bunch more pills around, then invited the bartender to come back to Zeta, he brought his liquor closet. We spent the rest of the round with the RD and other chemist doing hilarious Booze Science as the main station erupted with murders, paranoia and widespread death and destruction.
Turned out I was the only traitor, and the folks who were in a room with me were far safer than anyone on the main station.