Ideas of questionable quality

[RSOD]

emagging a vr pod now makes it send people into a virtual dojo (think the matrix), where they must fight 5 random critters with nothing but bare hands and wrestlebelt abilities. if they fail, the pod opens in a cloud of smoke to a charred corpse, and the pod breaks. if they succeed, they leave the pod unscathed, alongside a small chance to retain a random ability