Goonhub
10-08-2025, 06:01 PM
Deep inside the maintenance tunnels lives an abhorrent beast known as the Bogey-boo.
It crawls around with it's jaw wired shut, sucking the souls out of wandering crew members who've been particularly cruel with it's gaze, and spitting what remains back out as a critter, be it a seal, owl or monkey.
So next time you're stomping out a cockroach or harvesting a monkey's organs, remind yourself of this story, and remember that you might be it's next meal!
It crawls around with it's jaw wired shut, sucking the souls out of wandering crew members who've been particularly cruel with it's gaze, and spitting what remains back out as a critter, be it a seal, owl or monkey.
So next time you're stomping out a cockroach or harvesting a monkey's organs, remind yourself of this story, and remember that you might be it's next meal!